caught tuggin

[gaudinho's stolen car]

This thread brings back memories I tried to repress of the mother catching me dead set cock in hand, wham bam.

I was about 12 so just recently was told from a school friend that tugging your fireman for a while was pretty decent. So after school one day there I was watching biker grove when a kissing scene came on, I thought thats enough for me to have a quick tug so I started going for it. Then a couple of minutes later job done and I was lying on the sofa cock in hand, spunk everywhere and oblivious that my mum had got out the bath and was actually prizing the lounge door open. Clearly this was a very uncomfortable situation for both and when I said while holding my dick and in shock "I really need the wee so trying to keep it in" was a personal low. I somehow doubt she believed it.

Since that day things have never been the same. So people reading this please God danger wanks do sound big and clever but they can ruin peoples lives!

Spunk everywhere at 12? I'm impressed. It was cheapies all the way for me at that age, didn' even need a wanking sock.

 

[Lucky Toma]

This thread brings back memories I tried to repress of the mother catching me dead set cock in hand, wham bam.

I was about 12 so just recently was told from a school friend that tugging your fireman for a while was pretty decent. So after school one day there I was watching biker grove when a kissing scene came on, I thought thats enough for me to have a quick tug so I started going for it. Then a couple of minutes later job done and I was lying on the sofa cock in hand, spunk everywhere and oblivious that my mum had got out the bath and was actually prizing the lounge door open. Clearly this was a very uncomfortable situation for both and when I said while holding my dick and in shock "I really need the wee so trying to keep it in" was a personal low. I somehow doubt she believed it.

Since that day things have never been the same. So people reading this please God danger wanks do sound big and clever but they can ruin peoples lives!

Spunk everywhere at 12? I'm impressed. It was cheapies all the way for me at that age, didn' even need a wanking sock.

Ah those were the glory days of wanking. We didnt realise just how good we had it! Hardly any clean-up operation required and yet the whole time we were just waiting for that day when loads of creamy love-goo finally appeared.

Until the time comes when I want to bring a mini-Toma into this world - or the occasions when I'm merrily decorating a ladies features or chest - I could happily do without it to be honest. Pointless stuff.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Spunk everywhere at 12? I'm impressed. It was cheapies all the way for me at that age, didn' even need a wanking sock.

Ah those were the glory days of wanking. We didnt realise just how good we had it! Hardly any clean-up operation required and yet the whole time we were just waiting for that day when loads of creamy love-goo finally appeared.

Until the time comes when I want to bring a mini-Toma into this world - or the occasions when I'm merrily decorating a ladies features or chest - I could happily do without it to be honest. Pointless stuff.

It's like shaving. When the first bit of fluff started to appear, you couldn't wait to be able to grow sideys or even a van dyke. You would look with jealous envy at the lad who had stubble when he was 11.

Now, I could do without shaving at all, bring on the lasers.

 

[The Silver Surfer]

Never been caught as such..
Nearest I came (no pun) was when my brother walked in at 'the point of no return'.
Neadless to say he thought I was acting a little strange but when your literally having an orgasm in your pants I don't think anyone would dispute the faces I was making while looking at Google homepage.

I know what you mean. I was watching daytime telly when something got me going. I was ready for the climax when I heard my wife's footsteps in the hall, so I wipped it back in my trackies and as she walked into the living room I'm sat there cross legged with my todger erupting in my kecks like Mount Vesuvius, I said quick as a flash "..me backs killing *stretches* ,oooohh ooh ohhh... get me a brew"

 

[SambaBoys]

Spunk everywhere at 12? I'm impressed. It was cheapies all the way for me at that age, didn' even need a wanking sock.

Ah those were the glory days of wanking. We didnt realise just how good we had it! Hardly any clean-up operation required and yet the whole time we were just waiting for that day when loads of creamy love-goo finally appeared.

Until the time comes when I want to bring a mini-Toma into this world - or the occasions when I'm merrily decorating a ladies features or chest - I could happily do without it to be honest. Pointless stuff.

Its a nightmare to get out of your hair let me tell you............
(On your head obv)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Ah those were the glory days of wanking. We didnt realise just how good we had it! Hardly any clean-up operation required and yet the whole time we were just waiting for that day when loads of creamy love-goo finally appeared.

Until the time comes when I want to bring a mini-Toma into this world - or the occasions when I'm merrily decorating a ladies features or chest - I could happily do without it to be honest. Pointless stuff.

Its a nightmare to get out of your hair let me tell you............
(On your head obv)

Worst is when you are in the shower and it ends up all stringy like PVA glue

 

[CTID1988]

I was tugging one off when my mum came in the room and caught me going at it. She had a pack of crisp in her hand and stuttering and scrambling for something to say, said "Do you want these? I thought they were ready salted..?" I said no. She closed the door and that was the end of that.




Oh yeah, i didnt go downstairs for what seemed like a year after that

 

[-dabz-]

Not quite the same but equally as embarassing.

A mate of mine used to work around Europe as a ticket tout.
He started seeing a girl in Sweden for a few years and used to pop over there when he had the chance to.
One day, she sent him some photos they had took of each other in some very compromising situations. To give an idea of the calibre of these pics, one I remember him showing me was of his knob covered in whipped cream and a selection of summer berries with his grinning face in the background. Anyway, when he got the photos, he laid them all out on his coffee table and had a giggle to himself.
He needed fags so he went to the local shop to get some leaving the photos where they were. When he got back, he'd forgot all about the pics till he heard his mum shout from the kitchen, "I put your photos away, there on the shelf".

Bummer!

 

[ElanJo]

My mate went into his brothers room to get a lighter one night and found him asleep mid w**k with his balls tangled up in his boxers and a remote control in one hand with the porn on pause.

You wont believe this but its true. My mate was pulling his pud and somehow the nerve endings in his scrotum entangled and caused him to have a fit mid w**k with a porn magazine spread on the floor, his mum come up hearing the commotion and had to call the ambulance. I can honestly say i take it gentle from now on after hearing that story.

I've had an embarrasing moment when I left a porn DVD in the DVD Player. We had some bloke round fixing the TV and he said he wanted to check out the AV1 Channel and asked me to play a DVD. Not remembering I still had the DVD in I just pressed play. "Full blast the porn comes on in full throttle" didn't know where to turn.

This thread brings back memories I tried to repress of the mother catching me dead set cock in hand, wham bam.

I was about 12 so just recently was told from a school friend that tugging your fireman for a while was pretty decent. So after school one day there I was watching biker grove when a kissing scene came on, I thought thats enough for me to have a quick tug so I started going for it. Then a couple of minutes later job done and I was lying on the sofa cock in hand, spunk everywhere and oblivious that my mum had got out the bath and was actually prizing the lounge door open. Clearly this was a very uncomfortable situation for both and when I said while holding my dick and in shock "I really need the wee so trying to keep it in" was a personal low. I somehow doubt she believed it.

Since that day things have never been the same. So people reading this please God danger wanks do sound big and clever but they can ruin peoples lives!

FLMFAO!!!!

These are fantastic


Back before the internet wanking was a far more dangerous activity!
I haven't been caught cock in hand (as far as I know) and it's wonder that I haven't. Back before the internet, as a kid, you had to get your wank in at every opportunity as seeing some fine piece bent over spreading her little ass open whilst being roasted was at a premium to say the least. I used to have a wank over the papers I was delivering in the morning. 7am and literally stood (or knelt) tugging away over Jo Guest at the doorstep of the house I was delivering that paper to :D Ridiculous thing to do ...but that's what no internet access will do to ya

 

[c4lv3rt]

Great thread, i've never been caught mid-wank to this day but like (i would guess) everyone else ive had a few close shaves lol. If i ever use earphones i make sure that im facing the door which is hilarious because if some fucker burst in your not gettin away with it anyway are ya? Lol but i suppose its better than someone walking up behind you to leave a brew lmao.


We really need to make this a "sticky"

*runs and hides*