caught tuggin

[Cellarite]

I used to have a wank over the papers I was delivering in the morning. 7am and literally stood (or knelt) tugging away over Jo Guest at the doorstep of the house I was delivering that paper to :D Ridiculous thing to do ...but that's what no internet access will do to ya

a man of impeccable taste.

i remember the first time i actually had a five finger shuffle. it was on the bog at my mam and dad's when i was about 12/13. i know it was a friday because my dad took me to bramall lane to watch city the next day.
the wank itself was a bizarre moment because i didn't know what was about to happen. when i shot my duff, i sort of blanked for a few seconds. when i came to my senses, i was worried that i may have let out a "chewbacca's growl". so tried to stay upstairs for a couple of hours.
on the saturday, my todger had swollen up (not in that way) and was a bit red. i checked it in the bogs of a pub on the snake's pass and again in the away end toilets inside bramall lane.
once i'd realised that i'd done no damage, it was full steam ahead for nigh on 20 years. here's to the next 20!!

 

[stive]

I think a hotel maid caught me. I was on holiday in Portugal last year sharing a room with my mate. He went off to the shops so i thought 'here's my chance to do it'. So i went at it eyes closed looking deep into the wank bank and i finished. As i went to clean myself up i walked past the lightswitch which had two mints on which the maids bring round. Every day before and after that day the mints were on the beds!

 

[AC1DK1LLA]

Got caught by my mum! I was fucked so I thought I would releive some tension, next thing the handle on the door went so I pulled my shorts up BUT! my cock was sticking out the top. The next day all my matea are taking the piss she only went and told everyone on facebook fuckin slut!

 

[bluecm]

Got caught by my mum! I was fucked so I thought I would releive some tension, next thing the handle on the door went so I pulled my shorts up BUT! my cock was sticking out the top. The next day all my matea are taking the piss she only went and told everyone on facebook fuckin slut!

what a lovely way to talk about your mother

 

[c4lv3rt]

Got caught by my mum! I was fucked so I thought I would releive some tension, next thing the handle on the door went so I pulled my shorts up BUT! my cock was sticking out the top. The next day all my matea are taking the piss she only went and told everyone on facebook fuckin slut!

what a lovely way to talk about your mother

Bit harsh eh mate? Thats your MOTHER lol

 

[lee-mcfc]

Got caught by my mum! I was fucked so I thought I would releive some tension, next thing the handle on the door went so I pulled my shorts up BUT! my cock was sticking out the top. The next day all my matea are taking the piss she only went and told everyone on facebook fuckin slut!

unlucky haha

 

[GStar]

Wearing shorts in March... Win.

Your mum broadcasting that she's seen your erect cock... Lose.

 

[im_still_here]

apparently my girl friend has caught me wanking loads of times... lol

she is listin all the times she caught me wankin....she says she didnt say anything so it didnt embaress me lol fuckin woman next time ill jizz in her face while she sleeps

 

[sweynforkbeard]

apparently my girl friend has caught me wanking loads of times... lol

she is listin all the times she caught me wankin....she says she didnt say anything so it didnt embaress me lol fuckin woman next time ill jizz in her face while she sleeps

Sorry to be so pedantic - that should be 'anythin.'

 

[Pezzer2]

My W**k Chronoogrophy

Early years - Bra/Knicker page of catalogues

Paper Round years - Daily Sport

College years - Porn magazines with free Soft porn video of naked women doing aerobics in swimming pool .

Dads own p**n collection including one labelled Man City V Spurs 1991 which included Bloke with 18 inch todge and a Woman with the biggest t*ts ever and a some freak who had two todges. Dad's always have the classics. Dad coming back from footie and a few pints on a Sunday was an enjoyable experience, watching him sneaking a fresh porn vid home, without my mum knowing.

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