caught tuggin

[Timmmmahhhh]

I'm too good to get caught!!

 

[im_still_here]

Never been caught as in dick in hand, total silence. I have however been made it well aware they knew what I was doing. Was about 15 or so and had just finished. Rather than go to the bathroom to get rid of the handful of babybatter I had, I thought i'd wipe it on my dressing gown instead. Just as I reach it who tries to get into my room? My mum - my fucking mum! I managed to get to a position where from her view it either looked like I was a fucking weirdo hugging my gown, or I was infact wiping a load of duff I had just shot onto it. Her 'oh its ok I know what you're doing' made me not able to look her in the eye for - well know I still can't some 18 years later!

lmao love it.

this reminded me of when i was sat in my mates bedroom with my mates and my bird at the time and she wanted me to walk her home, it was fuckin freezing i had no coat so i lent my mates new hoodie he just got. on the way to hers we decide to hop into a bush and she started tugging me jonson and after a while i shot my luv juices around the place n gave the lass a kiss bye, i get into my mates house again and they all started laughing saying we know what youve just done ect... n i said why how do u know, they say you have cum on your arm lol my mate was fuming and told me to keep the jacket :D the cheeky woman wiped my jizz all on the jacket lol ahh well it was a win win for me:D

 

[Cellarite]

Me and some mates were at this other lads house and he disappeared downstairs while we were all playing on the SNES. Another lad went downstairs, and lad 1 was shagging the couch, you know between the cushions. Bizarre.

it's the scatter cushions that can set you off. er, a mate of mine told me. he daren't go in to his local dfs.

 

[Pigeonho]

Never been caught as in dick in hand, total silence. I have however been made it well aware they knew what I was doing. Was about 15 or so and had just finished. Rather than go to the bathroom to get rid of the handful of babybatter I had, I thought i'd wipe it on my dressing gown instead. Just as I reach it who tries to get into my room? My mum - my fucking mum! I managed to get to a position where from her view it either looked like I was a fucking weirdo hugging my gown, or I was infact wiping a load of duff I had just shot onto it. Her 'oh its ok I know what you're doing' made me not able to look her in the eye for - well know I still can't some 18 years later!

lmao love it.

this reminded me of when i was sat in my mates bedroom with my mates and my bird at the time and she wanted me to walk her home, it was fuckin freezing i had no coat so i lent my mates new hoodie he just got. on the way to hers we decide to hop into a bush and she started tugging me jonson and after a while i shot my luv juices around the place n gave the lass a kiss bye, i get into my mates house again and they all started laughing saying we know what youve just done ect... n i said why how do u know, they say you have cum on your arm lol my mate was fuming and told me to keep the jacket :D the cheeky woman wiped my jizz all on the jacket lol ahh well it was a win win for me:D

See in my day we would have, when the jackets owner was asleep, put the area where the jizz mainly hit in his mouth. That's what you should have done, with a note saying 'keep your fuckin jizz stained jacket'.<br /><br />-- Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:25 pm --<br /><br />

who on here has been caught slapping the snake and who by? and what did they say/do?

i havent my self, but i caught a mate patting the ferrit


I was at my friends house having a smoke and a drink and watching the texas chainsaw massacre, and my mate went toilet, he was gone a while n i need a piss so i went i noticed he left the door open a bit (it had no lock) so i knocked n no reply so.... i had a peek through the gap in the door and in the mirror i could see him tugging with fury, i couldnt believe my eyes so i looked away, i thought nah no way never! he aint taming the angry snake surely! he must just be shaking it after pissing. so i wait a minute... i look again and he is going at it like a dog digging up a bone. i just left the house.... (p.s it wasnt just us two there other friends were there aswell)

Me and some mates were at this other lads house and he disappeared downstairs while we were all playing on the SNES. Another lad went downstairs, and lad 1 was shagging the couch, you know between the cushions. Bizarre.

The SNES - Quality.
Was it a 2 or 3 seat couch? And was it called Sophie? ;-)

 

[jimharri]

Can only be a matter of time before the ''headphones'' urban myth is posted!

 

[Cellarite]

Can only be a matter of time before the ''headphones'' urban myth is posted!

i knew you'd turn up as soon as i mentioned scatter cushions.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

lmao love it.

this reminded me of when i was sat in my mates bedroom with my mates and my bird at the time and she wanted me to walk her home, it was fuckin freezing i had no coat so i lent my mates new hoodie he just got. on the way to hers we decide to hop into a bush and she started tugging me jonson and after a while i shot my luv juices around the place n gave the lass a kiss bye, i get into my mates house again and they all started laughing saying we know what youve just done ect... n i said why how do u know, they say you have cum on your arm lol my mate was fuming and told me to keep the jacket :D the cheeky woman wiped my jizz all on the jacket lol ahh well it was a win win for me:D

See in my day we would have, when the jackets owner was asleep, put the area where the jizz mainly hit in his mouth. That's what you should have done, with a note saying 'keep your fuckin jizz stained jacket'.

-- Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:25 pm --

Me and some mates were at this other lads house and he disappeared downstairs while we were all playing on the SNES. Another lad went downstairs, and lad 1 was shagging the couch, you know between the cushions. Bizarre.

The SNES - Quality.
Was it a 2 or 3 seat couch? And was it called Sophie? ;-)

If you can imagine, it was between the cushions that come with the sofa, and the sofa itself. Whether he was simultaneously tweaking the scatter cushions is at this stage unknown. I've just texted the lad who caught him to find out, update soonest.

 

[Cellarite]

If you can imagine, it was between the cushions that come with the sofa, and the sofa itself. Whether he was simultaneously tweaking the scatter cushions is at this stage unknown. I've just texted the lad who caught him to find out, update soonest.

obviously...

 

[lee-mcfc]

dont think so.. my mum nearly caught me once though

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

If you can imagine, it was between the cushions that come with the sofa, and the sofa itself. Whether he was simultaneously tweaking the scatter cushions is at this stage unknown. I've just texted the lad who caught him to find out, update soonest.

obviously...

Yeah... I suppose it's pretty obvious how you fuck a couch.<br /><br />-- Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:48 pm --<br /><br />

dont think so.. my mum nearly caught me once though

Were you in her wardrobe looking out?