caught tuggin

[gazhinio]

Been caught many times off numerous people...mum, dad, wife, mum in law, father in law...the list goes on!
My poor wife just gives me a dirty look now after the 1000th time of catching me!
It's like my mate told me when I was growing up....if you leave it too long you will poison yourself!....fact
I use the 24 hr rota system (minimum!) to this day...I wonder what would happen if I left it longer??......guess we'll never know ; )





Wankers!

 

[Cellarite]

Thought it was the tugging that made you go blind, not your laptop!

it's worse when the headphone jack accidently cums out and all you can hear an american accent screaming summit like "FUCK ME HARDER, SHOVE YOUR COCK IN MY PUSSY. FUCK ME OOOH AHH" .... then you have to stop a minute or so just incase some1 comes in the room asking what the fuck that noise was lol

a tricky situation this one. you need to avoid the risk that someone will investigate the noise so simply have to put your cock away, but don't want to start from scratch again so need to "ride the clutch" for a few minutes.

 

[Quinny851]

it's worse when the headphone jack accidently cums out and all you can hear an american accent screaming summit like "FUCK ME HARDER, SHOVE YOUR COCK IN MY PUSSY. FUCK ME OOOH AHH" .... then you have to stop a minute or so just incase some1 comes in the room asking what the fuck that noise was lol

a tricky situation this one. you need to avoid the risk that someone will investigate the noise so simply have to put your cock away, but don't want to start from scratch again so need to "ride the clutch" for a few minutes.

simply brilliant

 

[jimharri]

I've never been caught myself but I've heard a story which I don't know if it's true or not.

A mate of mine said that he was going at it headphones on full throttle, eyes shut digging deep into the wank bank. When he's finished he noticed that a brew and his tea had been put on his bedside table.

He lives with his dad so his dad has obviously brought it in and not wanted to disturb him. I really hope it's true but I don't think anyone has ever confronted him about it.

Welcome to the aforementioned ''urban myth''. Only difference is that in the better known version, substitute ''mum'' for ''dad''!

 

[MCFC BOB]

Re: caught tuggin

I never have been.

I've nearly been caught once or twice, but I make sure I'm not wearing jeans or anything you have to buckle up with a belt. I just wear my trackies inside so I can pop it back in when I hear the front door open etc.

 

[pudge]

I've never been caught myself but I've heard a story which I don't know if it's true or not.

A mate of mine said that he was going at it headphones on full throttle, eyes shut digging deep into the wank bank. When he's finished he noticed that a brew and his tea had been put on his bedside table.

He lives with his dad so his dad has obviously brought it in and not wanted to disturb him. I really hope it's true but I don't think anyone has ever confronted him about it.

LOL like in Shameless, when Paddy's having a tug when he's locked in his room going cold turkey and when he's finished he sees a cup of tea by his bed which Mickey brought in LOL

Thankfully it's only happened once to me before because i couldn't handle it happening again lol i've not been caught but as i was 'close' i heard the front door open, i decided to take a gamble and it somewhat backfired to an extent. Think i got away with it but letting it go off uncontollably under by trackies was a tad messy.

Also this thread could become a classic!!

 

[pee dubya]

I've never been caught myself but I've heard a story which I don't know if it's true or not.

A mate of mine said that he was going at it headphones on full throttle, eyes shut digging deep into the wank bank. When he's finished he noticed that a brew and his tea had been put on his bedside table.

He lives with his dad so his dad has obviously brought it in and not wanted to disturb him. I really hope it's true but I don't think anyone has ever confronted him about it.

Welcome to the aforementioned ''urban myth''. Only difference is that in the better known version, substitute ''mum'' for ''dad''!

The one i've heard only the 15 times is getting in after a night out, rubbing one out before falling into a drunken sleep, cock in hand, then waking up with a brew next to the bed.

 

[im_still_here]

Re: caught tuggin

I never have been.

I've nearly been caught once or twice, but I make sure I'm not wearing jeans or anything you have to buckle up with a belt. I just wear my trackies inside so I can pop it back in when I hear the front door open etc.

yes same here pal, i have a couple pairs of wanking pants/shorts, i even set traps like puttin the brush behind the door, so when she opens it i hear the mop drop, so then i know its time to change tabs on the laptop and put the python back into its cage.

 

[CheesySmoker]

Re: caught tuggin

I never have been.

I've nearly been caught once or twice, but I make sure I'm not wearing jeans or anything you have to buckle up with a belt. I just wear my trackies inside so I can pop it back in when I hear the front door open etc.

Not much of a risk taker if your popping it back in when you hear the front door ;)

 

[ICT-Tam]

I've never actually been sure if i was caught as i never saw the bloke again, one day i was off school and the house was free so, without realising that the plumber was in, i started beating one out. My bedroom looks out onto the back garden where the boiler is, after a few minutes the plumber just walks past my window, this is mid-wank remember, and i absolutely shat myself. The laptop was turned up pretty loud aswell. Another time the neighbour knocked on the door when i was wanking, had to get up and answer the door with a boner tucked into my t-shirt. Terrifying experience.