Never wear city top on match day, if I miss kick off can't switch on until 15 minutes in. If I can't watch the game on TV I have to get the scores by altering between BBC, match day thread and m.e.n in that order any deviation could lead to an opposition goal.
Not allowed to listen to radio anymore after several opposition goals have been scored within minutes of turning the thing on. In fact it's time to come clean whilst waiting for my lad to come out of scouts I couldn't resist in turning over from Marc Riley on 6 music to see what the score was between us and spuds in the champions League. Please forgive me