lostmyhouseski
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Re: Chat up lines
mind my pint im off a shit
mind my pint im off a shit
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Chat up lines
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MCC
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Re: Chat up lines
Do I know your mother?
Do I know your mother?
Josh Blue
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Re: Chat up lines
Oi you owe me a drink?
why?
Because I dropped mine when I saw you ;)
Oi you owe me a drink?
why?
Because I dropped mine when I saw you ;)
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Re: Chat up lines
Me : I want you to get on top.
Her : I must be the first girl you have raped.
Me : I want you to get on top.
Her : I must be the first girl you have raped.
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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Re: Chat up lines
You're a fucking ugly woman. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
You're a fucking ugly woman. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
peoffrey
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Re: Chat up lines
I try and be the ultimate Gentleman. Let them in to the queue for the Bar, tell the Bar Staff that she was first even if she wasn't or appear interested in who they are. Never hang around, either. If she's interested then she'll come and find you.
The other test was to give them your phone number but don't ask for theirs. I did that on Friday Night and she texted me almost immediately.
I try and be the ultimate Gentleman. Let them in to the queue for the Bar, tell the Bar Staff that she was first even if she wasn't or appear interested in who they are. Never hang around, either. If she's interested then she'll come and find you.
The other test was to give them your phone number but don't ask for theirs. I did that on Friday Night and she texted me almost immediately.
M.C.F.C.O.K
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Re: Chat up lines
Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
Lmarkham-blueblood
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A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight".
A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?"
"No, I'm just stronger than you."
A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?"
"No, I'm just stronger than you."
Dzeko's Right Boot
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Re: Chat up lines
Bwahaha!!
EDIT: That's a nice dress you're wearing. It'd look nicer on my bedroom floor.
M.C.F.C.O.K said:Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
Bwahaha!!
EDIT: That's a nice dress you're wearing. It'd look nicer on my bedroom floor.