jimharri
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Re: Chat up lines
"Bond....James Bond."
"Bond....James Bond."
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Chat up lines
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BertTrautmann'sParachute
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Re: Chat up lines
This is how it's done:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE[/youtube]
This is how it's done:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE[/youtube]
Re: Chat up lines
large girl sitting in the club with her friends (you know the one never gets a bloke)
walk up to her and ask nicely would u like to dance (she gets all flustered and say oh yes)
you say go on then
i need your chair to sit beside your best friend
large girl sitting in the club with her friends (you know the one never gets a bloke)
walk up to her and ask nicely would u like to dance (she gets all flustered and say oh yes)
you say go on then
i need your chair to sit beside your best friend
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Re: Chat up lines
How do you like your eggs in the morning
Scrambled of fertilized?
How do you like your eggs in the morning
Scrambled of fertilized?
jimharri
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Re: Chat up lines
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
gaudinho's stolen car
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Re: Chat up lines
Is this fucking serious?
peoffrey said:I try and be the ultimate Gentleman. Let them in to the queue for the Bar, tell the Bar Staff that she was first even if she wasn't or appear interested in who they are. Never hang around, either. If she's interested then she'll come and find you.
The other test was to give them your phone number but don't ask for theirs. I did that on Friday Night and she texted me almost immediately.
Is this fucking serious?
scenecreamer
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Re: Chat up lines
My buddies line is, "Why haven't I kidnapped you, yet?" or "How about I kidnap you sometime ?"
I've never seen it work, but he thinks it's clever.<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:49 pm --<br /><br />My buddies line is, "Why haven't I kidnapped you, yet?" or "How about I kidnap you sometime ?"
I've never seen it work, but he thinks it's clever.
My buddies line is, "Why haven't I kidnapped you, yet?" or "How about I kidnap you sometime ?"
I've never seen it work, but he thinks it's clever.<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:49 pm --<br /><br />My buddies line is, "Why haven't I kidnapped you, yet?" or "How about I kidnap you sometime ?"
I've never seen it work, but he thinks it's clever.
beano46
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Re: Chat up lines
Hi I'm Mr Right I hear you've been looking for me
Hi I'm Mr Right I hear you've been looking for me
ali benarbia's studs
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Re: Chat up lines
i hate chat up lines and would never use them....
... just think of how fantastic our kids will be??? they ll have their fathers good looks and brains! ......ah and their mothers great choice in the opposite gender! :(
i hate chat up lines and would never use them....
... just think of how fantastic our kids will be??? they ll have their fathers good looks and brains! ......ah and their mothers great choice in the opposite gender! :(
johnmc
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Re: Chat up lines
Nice shoes......fancy a fuck
Nice shoes......fancy a fuck