fluffy_blue
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Re: Chat up lines
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Chat up lines
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ali benarbia's studs
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Re: Chat up lines
HHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
talks about himself in third person and repeats himself!prairiemoon said:My buddies line is, "Why haven't I kidnapped you, yet?" or "How about I kidnap you sometime ?"
I've never seen it work, but he thinks it's clever.
-- Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:49 pm --
My buddies line is, "Why haven't I kidnapped you, yet?" or "How about I kidnap you sometime ?"
I've never seen it work, but he thinks it's clever.
HHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Conork599
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Re: Chat up lines
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Mikem93
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Re: Chat up lines
Managed to pull a few times using :
"Do you think I'm fit ? 'Cause I think I'm fit" shamelessly nicked off my mate to keep his legacy going
Managed to pull a few times using :
"Do you think I'm fit ? 'Cause I think I'm fit" shamelessly nicked off my mate to keep his legacy going
DannyBoy2890
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Re: Chat up lines
Why don't youuuuuuuuuu rip off your knickers n show us your clit
We are man city you know you love it
Give us a gobble n suck on my plums
We are the manchester boys
Nananananananananananaa blues!
Why don't youuuuuuuuuu rip off your knickers n show us your clit
We are man city you know you love it
Give us a gobble n suck on my plums
We are the manchester boys
Nananananananananananaa blues!
johnmc
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Re: Chat up lines
Had sucess with this one a couple of times myself
DannyBoy2890 said:Why don't youuuuuuuuuu rip off your knickers n show us your clit
We are man city you know you love it
Give us a gobble n suck on my plums
We are the manchester boys
Nananananananananananaa blues!
Had sucess with this one a couple of times myself
Freestyler
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Re: Chat up lines
Hello, can i just say i find you very attractive, can i buy you a drink?
I normally go down that route, it works.
Hello, can i just say i find you very attractive, can i buy you a drink?
I normally go down that route, it works.
johnmc
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Re: Chat up lines
I take it you drink in the Village a bit then?
Freestyler said:Hello, can i just say i find you very attractive, can i buy you a drink?
I normally go down that route, it works.
I take it you drink in the Village a bit then?
Freestyler
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Re: Chat up lines
42's actually :)
either that or i make a bet and say if i do so and so, you'll get me one instead?
managed to shaft 4 people last weekend in town and get a free drink of each of them with a few magic tricks, i won every bet ;)
johnmc said:Freestyler said:Hello, can i just say i find you very attractive, can i buy you a drink?
I normally go down that route, it works.
I take it you drink in the Village a bit then?
42's actually :)
either that or i make a bet and say if i do so and so, you'll get me one instead?
managed to shaft 4 people last weekend in town and get a free drink of each of them with a few magic tricks, i won every bet ;)