Keep safe blueam rattling already, god help the blood pressure machine ? I think I may just blow the thing apart hahahaha
I can think of a few million reasons tbh:-)I realise it was a tongue-in-cheek comment, but I think if he read Bluemoon he'd have left years ago. Why would you put up with the shit spouted on here?
Simple and slide rule in the same sentence? If it was that easy it’d actually be that easy………..I lost count the amount of times he made a run in behind and wasn't found. A simple little slide rule pass and he was away. But i love how happy he is when someone else scores and how happy he is at full time when we win.
He’s like every centre half for us and for England, in that he’s much much better when he’s playing next to an in-form John Stones with Slab-head being a brilliant case in point.Akanji was great when he came on. Another very assured display.
Absolutely brilliant signing.
LolEderson, 6 - what did he have to do?
Walker, 5 - clearly not fit yet, but wasn't completely awful
Stones, 9 - MOTM, classy throughout and made that great tackle in the first half
Ake, 7 - solid without being brilliant, starting to look comfortable now
Cancelo, 5 - played out of position and didn't look ready but wasn't horrendous
Rodri, 7 - was asked to play in two different positions first half, looked settled after half-time
De Bruyne, 4 - whatever's going on with you Kev, just shake it off please
Gundogan, 5 - quiet, wasn't helped by that strange formation Pep played from the start
Foden, 4 - what's up with him? Starting to become a problem now
Haaland, 6 - should have buried both his chances, looked alright otherwise
Bernardo, 6 - another one not helped by the strange formation but played alright
Subs
Lewis, 8 - came on and looked very composed, helped change the game
Akanji, 7 - came in and played quite well, helped us get back to normal
Grealish, 9 - did exactly what was asked of him, provided the one moment of genuine quality
Mahrez, 8 - got that goal and looked dangerous otherwise
Phillips, N/A - hope he plays more
Yeah?
Open goal that he couldn’t reach properly?Well he did have 2 clear chances and 1 was an open goal.
He also had like 3 chances in the previous games so he's not exactly been himself either with the high amount of misses.