Chelsea Thread - 2022/23 | Pochettino confirmed as new manager

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Chelsea are currently the joint second worst team in the Premier League. Probably playing the worst football in the Premier League.

Since Game 12 when they were 4th in the table, the records of the worst sides are:

Forest………….P23 W6 D6 L11 F23 A42 GD-19 Pts24/69
Everton……….P23 W4 D7 L12 F19 A40 GD-21 Pts19/69
Chelsea……….P21 W4 D6 L11 F14 A24 GD-10 Pts18/63
Leeds…………..P22 W4 D6 L12 F28 A48 GD-20 Pts18/66
Southampton P22 W4 D3 L16 F16 A40 GD-24 Pts15/66

Thomas Tuchel got 10 points after just 6 games by 3rd September.

Haha them five seem to turn into title Contenders when they play us.

 

[foggy1974]

Player power is a blight on the game. Forget piling on lampard or even Boehly for a min and look at those players! Rubbish, not working hard enough and are happy to sit and say oh but you sacked Tucan so erm we can’t run or work hard for the 300k anymore until we get someone else in to take the blame.

Chavs players are a disgrace. In any other team
those lazy gits would be on the bench or sold.

City still buying titles? Yea right. It’s not the money they are afraid of it’s Mansour, Khaldoon, Txiki & Pep.

There's no way Pep would accept that from any of his players. The difference is that they know Frank won't be there, next season.
For the first 10 minutes Lampard set up like he was still in charge of Everton, which is fine but if that's the case, why start Aubameyang when he has the pace of Felix & Mudryk on the bench

 

[KS55]

I think we are in different tracks here sir.

You are apparently referring to the quantum of Mansour's fortune, whereas I see any need for creative accounting as being related to being able to spend it within the confines of FFP.

Maybe I'm confused?

City deffo did some creative accounting in the early days of ffp. That doesn’t alter the fact that the 2014 case was a fix. In the interests of good relations our chairman decided to “take a pinch”. Much good it did us.

 

[blueinsa]

Utter shambles of a club.

That team Lampard put out was abysmal......he is not a Prem manager in any way shape or form.

The money these cunts have wasted must rank them amongst the very worst of teams in Prem history.

We pulled their pants down royally with the Sterling sale,somehow he has gotten ten times worse.

Raz looked like a lost little boy last night.

Can’t wait for Southgate to still pick him either lol

 

[FantasyIreland]

Raz looked like a lost little boy last night.

Can’t wait for Southgate to still pick him either lol

I think he has checked out.

He clearly doesn't have any passion for the game,he hasn't had such for about 3 seasons now.

29 at the end of this year,he should be in his prime.

Such a waste.

 

[KS55]

I wonder whose brilliant idea that was. They should just let the players manage themselves at this point.

Apparently it was Jason Manford’s idea. Fine advice from a blue.

 

[bondsman]

It’ll be a cricket score v these on 21st.

For his own sake, Lampard should disappear from football in the summer. Enjoy his fortune with his family.

He will likely replace Souness and do okay as a pundit as he’s a decent guy and pretty articulate

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Funny how the performance dips when the threat of Russian gangsters isn’t looming over the stadium, lol.

Poor Lampard though. Seems like a nice bloke. Not cut out for management at all.

 

[blueinsa]

He will likely replace Souness and do okay as a pundit as he’s a decent guy and pretty articulate

So long as he doesn’t try to articulate his tactics it should be ok.

 

[KS55]

You can have Sterling back. I'd accept a pack of Space Raiders in return.

Txiki loves this post. He cannot contain his mirth.
TB’s latest moves:
Haaland £51m
Alvarez £16m !!
Raz £50m sold.
Look out for Bellingham at £80m?