This thread reminds me of a trip to a spice plantation I went on when on holiday once. Cant remember where it was now, either the dominican or goa.
Anyway there was this chilli plant that had the smallest fruits on i'd ever seen. The guide said these chillies were the hottest in the world, and would anyone like to try one? I'd read somewhere that the smaller the chilli the hotter it is, so I cowered at the back, fuck that.
Cue the gobby scouser, giving it the big un, yeah i'll have one la, well fuck me the daft **** stuck one in his gob and started chewing on it. I've never laughed so much in my life, the fucking pricks face turned bright red, he was shouting "water water" while wretching and trying not to be sick. We all had water but no one offered him any, not even his misses who was just stood there shaking her head. Apparantly he lost all sense of taste for 2 days, the knob.