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The one time I was glad to have a small penis. She took one look and they all bolted. Not before her pimp gave me €50 towards penis enlargement.Listen to little Lord Skidless-Undercrackers over here.
Are you saying that you're squeaky clean? You've never smoked a joint, never gone over the speed limit, never smacked a bloke in the mouth in the capital of the Czech Republic in an attempt to protect two local girls from him who both seem scared but are probably in on his scam which is for them to lure you back to your hostel and let you shag one of them while the other goes to the room next door with your best mate who immediately falls asleep giving her the perfect opportunity to rifle through your bags and half inch your passport leaving you stranded as all your mates fly home the next morning?