city fanzines....

Just remembered why I stopped buying KOTK - because they stuck their cover price up to £1.50 while everyone else was charging a quid. I thought it was taking the piss.
 
Get them all in the jungle together but the bush trials should contain poisonous spiders and snakes just to make it a bit more interesting.
 
BTH said:
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Now that is funny and the casting excellent, Tom Ritchie = Tom Selleck LMAO.
Perhaps that post shows one difference between KOTK and Bert's Helmet. KOTK version would be in black and white with the following;
Dave Wallace - Harold Wilson
Noel - Arthur Scargill
and the rest of the cast would be made up of 1980's newsreaders (the boring ones)

And no I am not trying to re-start the bitterness I am just making an observation.
 
Boots_ said:
I'd like to see it as a Carry On film.

"Carry On Up The Kippax Tunnel"

Carry on up the kippax tunnel : Noel could be Bernard Bresslaw and Sue Wallace could be Barbara Windsor, not sure about the others, please help…

Some other ideas : Grange Hill. Noel could be the playground bully and Phill could be Pogo, who never stands up to him.

Still feel there’s room for a Victoria Wood style Acorn Antiques type sitcom with Celia Imrie playing Sue Wallace…
 
BTH said:


Funny as fuck. However some of the casting is a bit iffy!!!

Tom Selleck is a good shout though...i think it's the syrup and Canal St moustache that does it.

On the 'Carry on theme' Dave and Sue Wallace has to be Sid James and Joan Sims.

Dante can be Jim Dale.

Noel, as we've already said is Bernard Bresslaw

Phil/Phill is a defo Peter Butterworth

Tom can be Jimmy Logan

Bill Borrows would make a good Terry Scott



Oooooooooh, i say....
 

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