City Matters Elections

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Lol, is this still a thing?

Biggest box ticking exercise since that ‘referendum’ in eastern Ukraine.

It’s like being a fucking milk monitor in primary school.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The whole process is...
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a bag of shite...

Is there a stuuuuuuddent rep?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Haha that’s probably the greatest meme of all time.

People are even going to that spot London to have their picture taken there now.

A bouquet of flowers were put there when he got sacked from Everton haha!
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Hahahahahahaha

 

[Edghill OG]

Hear hear. Apart from (Alex I think it was?) not a fucking word from the club about how we were treated after the CL final in Istanbul

Afterwards was just the culmination of a shitshow. The whole day was a chaotic mess. Couldn't properly enjoy the moment as I knew it'd be even worse after the full time whistle. Club were probably happy that the experience may put off a few 'legacy' fans.

 

[Edghill OG]

Lol, is this still a thing?

Biggest box ticking exercise since that ‘referendum’ in eastern Ukraine.

It’s like being a fucking milk monitor in primary school.

Skip to about 47 seconds

 

[mancity dan]

5 positions coming free on City Matters

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[Blue Mist]

Lol, is this still a thing?

Biggest box ticking exercise since that ‘referendum’ in eastern Ukraine.

It’s like being a fucking milk monitor in primary school.

Woah, you can fuck right off.
I was a milk monitor at Urmston Junior School 1968/9.
It was a much prized position I'll have you know. I even got a badge.

The teacher picked the best, no the very best to carry out this duty. If you don't retract your statement I will be contacting my solicitor.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Woah, you can fuck right off.
I was a milk monitor at Urmston junior School 1968/9.
It was a much prized position I'll have you know. I even got a badge.

The teacher picked the best, no the very best to carry out this duty. If you don't retract your statement I will be contacting my solicitor.

Did he make you sit on his knee and taste his “milk” after school?

 

[seventeen hands]

What’s an FOC? Just out of curiosity.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What’s an FOC? Just out of curiosity.

A fornicating, elderly front bottom.

 

[Blue Mist]

What’s an FOC? Just out of curiosity.

It's like a milk monitor but wayyyyyyyy less important.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's like a milk monitor but wayyyyyyyy less important.

It’d be cheese by then, surely.

 

[BringBackSwales]

What’s an FOC? Just out of curiosity.

Seriously? It stands for Fucking Old ****

 

[Eccles Blue]

A fornicating, elderly front bottom.

Oh that’s not nice. I’m an FOC and I know it means Funny Old Codger. :-)

@BringBackSwales you weren’t nice either! You’ve hurt my (extremely sensitive) feelings now as well. :-) ;-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Oh that’s not nice. I’m an FOC and I know it means Funny Old Codger. :-)

@BringBackSwales you weren’t nice either! You’ve hurt my (extremely sensitive) feelings now as well. :-) ;-)

Mine didn’t have any expletives in it and described it as clearly as I could.

You’re a Funny Old Creature!

 

[Eccles Blue]

Mine didn’t have any expletives in it and described it as clearly as I could.

You’re a Funny Old Creature!

Creature mmmmm I guess I’ll accept that. ;-) :-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Creature mmmmm I guess I’ll accept that. ;-) :-)

It was meant nicely.

Purcell wrote regularly about St Cecilia being a heavenly creature. I was singing it at the weekend and it had stuck in my head.

 

[Eccles Blue]

It was meant nicely.

Purcell wrote regularly about St Cecilia being a heavenly creature. I was singing it at the weekend and it had stuck in my head.

And as my given name is based on Cecilia that’s good. Thank you. :-) :-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Email just received....be a rep.....

I've filled in enough tick boxes for the club to know my demographic.....

There's been 2/3 good members in here but, even if I was in one of the required groups I'd be running a fucking mile.

 

[Impeccable One]

The club talks about being more diverse and inclusive, yet where is the role for transgender Blues? I’m offended on behalf of transgendered Blues who want single sex toilets to have a smoke in.

In addition, the Women’s, Families and Under 25’s Representatives terms of governance has come to an end, meaning, we are seeking applications for the following positions:

• Women’s Representative
• Families Representative
• Black and Mixed Heritage Representative
• Asian and Mixed Heritage Representative
• Under 25s Representative

Women’s Representative, will want an area for breast feeding

Families Representative, will want a no swearing area

Black and Mixed Heritage Representative, will want reparations paid by the club

Asian and Mixed Heritage Representative, will want a bigger club shop and free loaner HD cameras to record the match

Under 25s Representative, will want a larger percentage of away tickets and discounts on beer