"The Blue Moon cafe will open its doors for the first time, boasting a range of mouth-watering local favourites that fuse traditional and earthy Northern classics, but without the organic premium price tag."
This looks to have 'pasty' written all over it! We shall see, but they've shoved up a pile of stuff in a week since I got me Timi ticket.
Wonder what the meedya will say about it? They'll no doubt find some disparaging angle for Dirty Dan to blog a few ill-chosen words for the BBC licence-payers.