Clapham alkali attack

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Have you seen the state of some of those Geordies? There's not much running down up in toon town.

I heard the whole incident was a tragic mistake, he was aiming for the nearest police horse and missed.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Need to avoid Dungeness crab for the next few months.

And the Whitstable oysters? Looks like another Asda pizza for me tea!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Plod searching the Thames for his body have turned up two other unrelated bodies in the water.

 

[manclad]

Its been almost 2 weeks since anyone posted on this thread.
Are we of the opinion that he jumped in the Thames and he drowned,and then his body was swept down river into the Thames Estuary and possibly into The North Sea.
I don't The Met will spend a lot more time and effort to find him.

 

[Don Karleone]

Its been almost 2 weeks since anyone posted on this thread.
Are we of the opinion that he jumped in the Thames and he drowned,and then his body was swept down river into the Thames Estuary and possibly into The North Sea.
I don't The Met will spend a lot more time and effort to find him.

 

[manclad]

Nice one pal.
That's the first update that I've seen from The Met.
Let's hope what's left of his body gets devoured by crabs and other crustaceans.

 

[Maintainin]

 

[kaz7]

They have found three bodies whilst looking for him , begs the question why they are not looking for bodies usually and giving closure to families of missing people

 

[hilts]

Using his alter ego Michael Mustafa Crawford.

Oooohhh Betty isn't

 

[Blue Mist]

It wasn't even the dibble that found him. It was a bloke on a passing boat and very near to where he jumped in.
Perhaps it was Merseyside cops manning the cop boats.