Clive the rag Tyldesley

[Pingu the Penguin]

Got back just in time for the highlights.

What about that after-match numb-nut Clarke:

"Is finishing second and winning the FA Cup classed as a successful season?"

FFS

I think he posts on bluemoon

 

[dom]

Not worth starting a seperate thread over but anybody watched the extended highlights for this game on CityTV? Pretty certain the commentator was a City fan anyway but when it showed the Aguero 'tackle' on Luiz and he remained silent throughout the replays before just seriously saying "Chelsea not too happy with Aguero's attempt to win the ball there" couldn't help but laugh.

Alastair Mann. Used to commentate on city for granada when we were in division 2. Used to do a lot of the commentary for the season videos too. I assume he is a big blue.

TBH we (MCTV) could have been bolder and raised the facts that kun got a little red mist cos of systematic lumps being kicked / elbowed out of him

The
'win the ball' comment is a bit generous to us .. so why not tell the truth?

Kun is a clean player (ffs even Rafa admitted as much) but lost it for a second

I am gonna get slughtered here but I thought that we did ok with the commentary team in the great balance of things..


though you could defo hear the crestfallen tones in Clive the cockerney rag and eeandy tarrrsend's voices when Chelski failed to equalise

That said they were pretty complimetary of our passing style in the first half and did acknowledge the impact of key injuries on our form

Compare this , though with the on pitch / in tunnel interviews after....
Hack to VK... (paraphrase).... errr VK you got there but a bit contraversial

..VK yeah we had to work hard.. it's a big pitch out there

Hack should you have been penalised ?? etc

Interview with 'Mancini'

Hack... so how do you feel ?
Should it have been a pen VK / ared for Kun etc etc ???

Bobby makes no eye contact with the lizard.. bats hime away with some terse comments... no congratulations from lizard


hack interviews 'Rafa'

so .. how do you feel... was there a pen there ...

Rafa ... yup no question.... (Hack mumbles sympatheticallly

Hack... and the Aguero foul.... ?

rafe (fair play) 'I will not speak about individuals.....'

hack (shocked at mutual wank fest over) but should he have walked etc >>>
rafa he is a player that is clean.. I have never seen him foul.... this was one moment...
hack still wrong footed... (ha ha ha, twunt)

Big shout for Rafa, who knows just what a bunch of carnverous shits the press corps can be (Don't forget when he had the temerity to take on Baconface)

Respect to that man

Fook off you hacks.. low lifes

 

[Cellarite]

This might have been mentioned in the England vs Switzerland thread but I've only just logged on today.

When James Milner came on, the twat that is Clive Tyldesley announced that it was his 50th England cap.

He then followed up with something along the lines of "To put that into context, Trevor Brooking didn't manage to earn 50 caps but James Milner has."

What a complete shithouse of a man. Why the fuck would a commentator say this? His utter bias is a disgrace, he's worse than Tyler.

I don't remember him announcing when Beckham got his 100th cap that people like Nat Lofthouse, Geoff Hurst, Bryan Robson, Alan Ball and Gary Lineker hadn't managed to earn 100 caps.

Utter ****.

 

[DTKOAG]

He also thought that gormless had a great game. Lol

 

[Don Karleone]

This might have been mentioned in the England vs Switzerland thread but I've only just logged on today.

When James Milner came on, the twat that is Clive Tyldesley announced that it was his 50th England cap.

He then followed up with something along the lines of "To put that into context, Trevor Brooking didn't manage to earn 50 caps but James Milner has."

What a complete shithouse of a man. Why the fuck would a commentator say this? His utter bias is a disgrace, he's worse than Tyler.

I don't remember him announcing when Beckham got his 100th cap that people like Nat Lofthouse, Geoff Hurst, Bryan Robson, Alan Ball and Gary Lineker hadn't managed to earn 100 caps.

Utter c**t.

Yeah a few of us noticed that on the England vs Switzerland thread. Pretty sure he mentioned how many caps Milner had when we played Norway as well with the same tone.

 

[Harvster]

This might have been mentioned in the England vs Switzerland thread but I've only just logged on today.

When James Milner came on, the twat that is Clive Tyldesley announced that it was his 50th England cap.

He then followed up with something along the lines of "To put that into context, Trevor Brooking didn't manage to earn 50 caps but James Milner has."

What a complete shithouse of a man. Why the fuck would a commentator say this? His utter bias is a disgrace, he's worse than Tyler.

I don't remember him announcing when Beckham got his 100th cap that people like Nat Lofthouse, Geoff Hurst, Bryan Robson, Alan Ball and Gary Lineker hadn't managed to earn 100 caps.

Utter c**t.

Despite him clearly being a rag I've always tried to cut Tyldesley a bit of slack, with him being an honorary 5-1er - "he's the left back remember" etc, but this was totally out of order, disrespectful and snide. Absolutely no need for him to say what he did.

 

[bluemc1]

This might have been mentioned in the England vs Switzerland thread but I've only just logged on today.

When James Milner came on, the twat that is Clive Tyldesley announced that it was his 50th England cap.

He then followed up with something along the lines of "To put that into context, Trevor Brooking didn't manage to earn 50 caps but James Milner has."

What a complete shithouse of a man. Why the fuck would a commentator say this? His utter bias is a disgrace, he's worse than Tyler.

I don't remember him announcing when Beckham got his 100th cap that people like Nat Lofthouse, Geoff Hurst, Bryan Robson, Alan Ball and Gary Lineker hadn't managed to earn 100 caps.

Utter c**t.

Despite him clearly being a rag I've always tried to cut Tyldesley a bit of slack, with him being an honorary 5-1er - "he's the left back remember" etc, but this was totally out of order, disrespectful and snide. Absolutely no need for him to say what he did.

they should have compared Brookings and Milners medals, then said 95% of PL strikers who played the same amount of games as Danny Wellbeck last year scored more goals than him yet Wellbeck made the world cup squad, strange fucking game isn't it Clive ?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Milner, unlike beckham, did not win a single England cap on the back of selling shirts.

 

[Zabbasbeard]

This might have been mentioned in the England vs Switzerland thread but I've only just logged on today.

When James Milner came on, the twat that is Clive Tyldesley announced that it was his 50th England cap.

He then followed up with something along the lines of "To put that into context, Trevor Brooking didn't manage to earn 50 caps but James Milner has."

What a complete shithouse of a man. Why the fuck would a commentator say this? His utter bias is a disgrace, he's worse than Tyler.

I don't remember him announcing when Beckham got his 100th cap that people like Nat Lofthouse, Geoff Hurst, Bryan Robson, Alan Ball and Gary Lineker hadn't managed to earn 100 caps.

Utter c**t.

This. Utterly snide and unnecessary. Pernicious.

 

[andyhinch]

This might have been mentioned in the England vs Switzerland thread but I've only just logged on today.

When James Milner came on, the twat that is Clive Tyldesley announced that it was his 50th England cap.

He then followed up with something along the lines of "To put that into context, Trevor Brooking didn't manage to earn 50 caps but James Milner has."

What a complete shithouse of a man. Why the fuck would a commentator say this? His utter bias is a disgrace, he's worse than Tyler.

I don't remember him announcing when Beckham got his 100th cap that people like Nat Lofthouse, Geoff Hurst, Bryan Robson, Alan Ball and Gary Lineker hadn't managed to earn 100 caps.

Utter c**t.

This. Utterly snide and unnecessary. Pernicious.

Agenda?