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Colonoscopy
- Thread starter Bill Walker
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I was given a sedative and in true NHS style it did fuck all but prevent me from being legally able to drive myself home after being sodomised by what is basically a camera on a stick.
you make it sound so attractive
you make it sound so attractive
If anything it gave me a new found respect for homosexuals. Forget all that nonsense about them being a bit mard, anyone who would have something shoved up their arse for pleasure must be hard as nails.
If anything it gave me a new found respect for homosexuals. Forget all that nonsense about them being a bit mard, anyone who would have something shoved up their arse for pleasure must be hard as nails.
LOL
Good luck pal. Hope it was all just checks and ultimately unnecessary new experience ;-)
LOL
Good luck pal. Hope it was all just checks and ultimately unnecessary new experience ;-)
Cheers mate, it was just checks and I got the all clear. It's not an experience I want to go through again, but I know that as I get older it will become a frequent one.
johnmc
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If anything it gave me a new found respect for homosexuals. Forget all that nonsense about them being a bit mard, anyone who would have something shoved up their arse for pleasure must be hard as nails.
Didn't even give me a warning. And he was only checking the passage was clear. The worst was to come.
After it was finished I swear I farted for a full minute.
Cheers mate, it was just checks and I got the all clear. It's not an experience I want to go through again, but I know that as I get older it will become a frequent one.
No doubt I face the same fate
I can hardly fucking wait lol
BW
rickmcfc
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Didn't even give me a warning. And he was only checking the passage was clear. The worst was to come.
After it was finished I swear I farted for a full minute.
That first fart afterwards is one of the most stomach churning experiences of my life. The fucker just keeps on rumbling away like an earthquake.
malg
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Ok. How do you go about it? Guessing you visited your GP and then asked for one? From what you've said, it appears you had no symptoms, but they found something, so as I'm in your age group, I'm wondering if it's worthwhile me nipping along and getting myself checked out.I requested it Malg, GP's you cant rely on for things like this I find
1961_vintage
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I was given a sedative and in true NHS style it did fuck all but prevent me from being legally able to drive myself home after being sodomised by what is basically a camera on a stick.
I wondered why those guys who seem to be particularly prevalent at our home Champions League games always look so nervous.