Commentators Who Are Lucky To Make A Living From Football

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

I can't begin to understand how David Pleat still has a job as a co-commentator.

This link has a list of all of his, ahem, "best" quotes. Some absolute gems.
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[The_Mo]

I can't begin to understand how David Pleat still has a job as a co-commentator.

This link has a list of all of his, ahem, "best" quotes. Some absolute gems.
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Some real gems in there;

Clive Tyldesley: "This wont be United's biggest win in Europe. They actually won a game 10-1"
Pleat: "I remember that as a young man, against Anderlecht, wasn't it?"
Tyldesley: "It was in 1903, David"

"Robbie Keane does not miss. I can tell you now, Robbie Keane does not miss." Following Robbie Keane's subsequently missed penalty: "He usually puts it the other way"

"Liverpool have got 9 games in the next 29 games"

"Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa. And even he doesn't always get picked"

 

[Danny Hoekman]

Remember when they just commentated instead of being obnoxious, opinionated tossers, giving endless, inane facts and statistics, trying to annoy the fuck out of the watchers/listeners? Green, Tyler, Motson, Tyldesley et al should be put against the wall and shot. That said, Jonathan Pearce just about comes out on top for me for being the most clueless commentator out there, making up his own rules to the game as he goes along.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Alan The Rag Green for me. He is the most miserable negative moaning bloke Ive ever heard. Nothing pleases him.

 

[SandraEa]

I am want to meet a good boy...

Hi all
I'm Marina, I've been perma banned

 

[hallstreetblue]

I know that the majority on here wouldn't understand it anyway, but if you could, you could try and listen to a german match commentary. Absolutely fookin disgraceful. It tickles me when I speak to a german about the match next day and he repeats what the fook wit, clueless cnut of a so called commentator said. Shockin!

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Tyldesley is a **** but to be fair his old man Tom was one of the funniest piss head alky's I have ever met.

He used to be a member of the golf club I worked at (Along with all the rags, Brother fucker, Stamper, Paul fucking Ince, Danish dick and Potato head Bruce)

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Every one of the fuckers apart from the Spanish guy and the Italian guy. Sound like Einstein compared to the drivel spouted by the Brits.

 

[BlueTG]

I can't begin to understand how David Pleat still has a job as a co-commentator.

This link has a list of all of his, ahem, "best" quotes. Some absolute gems.
<a class="postlink" href="http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/234280-David-Pleat-Quotes" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/2 ... eat-Quotes</a>

Some real gems in there;

Clive Tyldesley: "This wont be United's biggest win in Europe. They actually won a game 10-1"
Pleat: "I remember that as a young man, against Anderlecht, wasn't it?"
Tyldesley: "It was in 1903, David"

"Robbie Keane does not miss. I can tell you now, Robbie Keane does not miss." Following Robbie Keane's subsequently missed penalty: "He usually puts it the other way"

"Liverpool have got 9 games in the next 29 games"

"Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa. And even he doesn't always get picked"

How has he held his job with some of that shit, and here I am not getting paid attending football. Give me half his salary and I couldn't come out with shit like that if I tried to.

 

[dick slexia]

Got to be Garth Crooks all day long,
he gives a silent pause puts his hands together and looks as he is about to say something really profound and intelligent about a game then says something like ' the reason such a team finds themselves one goal behind is they allowed the opposition to score'
Complete and utter knob
He also looks a bit like toad of toad hall in Wind in the Willows