Corners

[TCIB]

There has to be a good song in all this, shirley ?

 

[Cellarite]

First basic of the corners - right leg player takes left side corners, left leg player takes right side corners (unless he is Silva, he shouldn't take it ever). We fail even there.

I'm glad he took one corner in particular.

 

[BlueAnorak]

There has to be a good song in all this, shirley ?

Can't clear the first man!
Can't clear the first ma-an!
We're shit at corners - Can't clear the first man!

or

If you think we're shit at corners clap your hands. (Clap Clap)
If you think we're shit at corners clap your hands. (Clap Clap)
If you think we're shit at corners, we've forgotten what Mancin taught us
If you think we're shit at corners clap your hands. (Clap Clap)

or

(Tune: 10 green bottles)
227* corners, since we scored a goal!
227* corners, since we scored a goal!
227* corners......
227* corners,.....
227* corners, since we scored a goal!
(* update as required)

 

[TangerineSteve17]

It's getting to a point where we'll be the only fans in history ever to have genuinely applauded when a linesman falsely gives the opposition a goal kick instead of our corner. They can't counter attack from a goal kick can they, whoever they are.

In fact from now on, if we do accidentally win a corner, everyone should stay in their respective positions while Silva kicks the ball into stand for a goalkick. It's game theory.

 

[2bluejacko]

First basic of the corners - right leg player takes left side corners, left leg player takes right side corners (unless he is Silva, he shouldn't take it ever). We fail even there.

I'm glad he took one corner in particular.

This...!!! But why don't we do that week in week out from both sides, it's not hard ffs

 

[paul1894]

so weve gone probably around 300 corners without scoring,and cant even seem to clear the first man,so simple solution,place a man on the near post.

 

[malg]

Stoned, or drunk?

 

[Brendan110_0]

Or let Kolarov take them.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I can't believe this hasn't been picked up on before now.

 

[Brendan110_0]

I can't believe this hasn't been picked up on before now.

I see what you did there ;Pcause it's been discussed to death already