None of this seems real. It is £50 of crazy stuffed in to a £20 bag. And then a Tory government go and give me reason to tip my cap as a sign of respect? Its the end of the world as we know it. And despite the absolute bell ends that have been on mad panic-buying sprees, the unemployed dicks who've been turning up at schools claiming to be key workers (I shit you not), I've seen the best of us and the worst of us all clubbing together. Its a decent silver lining to a proper fucked up state of affairs. I don't think I know any of you lot personally, but I genuinely hope you and yours are all safe out there.