COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[cibaman]

I'm so happy about this news I could go for a pint to celebrate.

It’s going to be like New Years Eve tonight

 

[domalino]

 

[Mayor West]

I am just about to prepare a risotto with peas and asparagus accompanied by crispy home baked bread and a chilled bottle of Viognier.

I've just had a bowl of bachelors super noodles

 

[bobmcfc]

I'm sorry to lower the tone in a very grave situation.

I've not seen it raised or questioned anywhere?

Is it still safe to have sex with my wife?

We have gone a couple weeks now and...

Make some more babies, that’s my plan

 

[hello]

Meanwhile football will be back in May, not a fucking chance you scouse bastards

Bet their isn’t even a mechanism for them to claim 80% of earnings obtained via drug dealing and robbing, it’s definitely a bad year for them.

 

[Blue Maverick]

It’s going to be like New Years Eve tonight

Apparently people are putting up,Xmas decorations to cheer themselves up, madness but I love it.

 

[Len Rum]

he is being bounced into everything far too late,the chancellor is taking charge and showing massive gonads

Karen why are you being so negative about everything?

 

[mackenzie]

I've just had a bowl of bachelors super noodles

I read the post you quoted as a chilled bottle of vinegar! Lol

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Yes I’m getting prosecco, kids had all the pizza so maybe I’ll get some Chinese. Deliveroo looking likely

You're gonna order Chinese?

I won't be ordering takeaways for a long time.

Firstly, due to cost, but mainly because nobody knows how hygienic staff will be when preparing.

 

[give it to gordon]

My son has been told to self isolate because his gf has.
I am right in saying that I have to as well as he lives with me. I thought I read the whole household does but I cant find it now ....anyone ?