COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Blue Maverick]

Worked at home last week due to being ill/ have/ still have symptoms.

my boss is saying I have to come into the office this week. So that means getting on a train and going into a small office with lots of other people

I feel incredibly uncomfortable going in, but don’t feel like I have a choice.

Tell him the first thing you are going to do is cough on him and give him a big hug, see what he thinks of that, the twat.

 

[Chippy_boy]

29000 high ICU beds compared to our 4000.

Irrelevant if we are using < 4,000.

 

[goalmole]

Total deaths in England 303

335

 

[kaz7]

Worked at home last week due to being ill/ have/ still have symptoms.

my boss is saying I have to come into the office this week. So that means getting on a train and going into a small office with lots of other people

I feel incredibly uncomfortable going in, but don’t feel like I have a choice.

Remind them that the government is covering 80% of your wages and are expecting everyone to put their employees into furlow,if you are sick tell him you are being responsible and not infecting other people


Everyone who lives here has been told to fly home now whilst they still can,i smell a lockdown coming

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Seems we're getting a serious one then as it's out of sync with the other press conferences.

 

[WNRH]

Can anyone tell me a genuine reason why the borders are still open?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Worked at home last week due to being ill/ have/ still have symptoms.

my boss is saying I have to come into the office this week. So that means getting on a train and going into a small office with lots of other people

I feel incredibly uncomfortable going in, but don’t feel like I have a choice.

Tell your boss you will be happy to come into work as long as they are happy to share the work space with you and everyone else in the team. Remind them that chances are the whole work force will be ill within 14 days, and that if anyone should fall seriously ill, or worse die, it will be their fault.

Oh, and tell them to stop being a f*cking bellend.

 

[Chippy_boy]

Italy's figures today (another 601 dead) continues the "positive" trend of things looking marginally less terrible. It's the lowest percentage daily rise in deaths since the first death was recorded 4 weeks ago. (And there is a salutary reminder if ever there was one: 31 days ago, no-one had died in Italy!)

Anyway, here's the chart again:

 

[Blue Maverick]

Seems we're getting a serious one then as it's out of sync with the other press conferences.

I reckon from midnight that’s it, the shops are all shut so can’t rush out.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Remind them that the government is covering 80% of your wages and are expecting everyone to put their employees into furlow,if you are sick tell him you are being responsible and not infecting other people


Everyone who lives here has been told to fly home now whilst they still can,i smell a lockdown coming

I’d be surprised if he did it today, maybe tomorrow will be the day.