COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Nellies left peg]

The cough goes on for weeks and still pant a bit bringing the shopping in,they didn't tell me that bit! All good though

Get those 2 blokes locked in your cellar to bring it in. They must have some uses

 

[mrbelfry]

I wonder if the dippers have been tested and we are just not hearing about it

Imagine if we got games up and running with testing involved but the league had to be suspended again becuase their squad were riddled with it.

 

[BlueAnorak]

I wonder if the dippers have been tested and we are just not hearing about it

If they had and any had got it / had it, the world and his dog would have been told about it.

 

[Nellies left peg]

If they had and any had got it / had it, the world and his dog would have been told about it.

Or would they keep it quiet till they got enough points not to be caught. Rule 1. Never trust a dipper (this is included in rules 2 to 99

 

[BlueAnorak]

So you basically need a two masks a day. As the first one will be contaminated as soon as you take it off for lunch, dinner etc. That’s about 42 Euros a month. I suppose that’s not too bad.

Masks can be recycled you know. Bung them in an enclosed box and fill said box with concentrated Ozone for 2 hours. All germs dead. Stick an invisible ink dot on the mask that shows up under UV light. Dispose after 20 dots (as the mask will be just about to fall apart). They do this in the far east.

 

[BlueAnorak]

Fine now thanks x

Great news.
It's taken me 8 weeks (4 weeks from the last symptoms) to get close to normality. Still the occasional twinge in the brain but getting less and less.

 

[True_Blue69]

this is what i cant get into my head, so the 9 that have had it i assume didnt know they had caught the virus, so thats 50% of the first team squad, now Chippy was posting saying the infection rate could be as low as 5% and he's a good educated poster, i have no evidence whatsoever but im convinced the infection percentage in the uk is over 50%

I can't see it being that high, maybe 20%, definitely higher than 5% though

Madrid was Spain's epicenter I think so there will be more people with it there than in other areas. Plus there are probably 40 plus that got tested depending if they did staff as well so not 50% of their squad.

 

[crooky]

Masks can be recycled you know. Bung them in an enclosed box and fill said box with concentrated Ozone for 2 hours. All germs dead. Stick an invisible ink dot on the mask that shows up under UV light. Dispose after 20 dots (as the mask will be just about to fall apart). They do this in the far east.

Might have to grab a few N95 masks then. Only issue I have is that how are you meant to take on fluids without contaminating the mask?

Would alcohol gel on the hands a minute prior be good enough?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Might have to grab a few N95 masks then. Only issue I have is that how are you meant to take on fluids without contaminating the mask?

Would alcohol gel on the hands a minute prior be good enough?

You could use the same intravenous for fluids that you are supposed to use for your dettol

 

[crooky]

You could use the same intravenous for fluids that you are supposed to use for your dettol

Up the rear passage then!