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[Summerbuzz]

Thinking About Rich Arabs Whilst Contemplating The Failure Of Your London Club To Provide You With Glory And Success Might Make You Feel Generally Uneasy. Have You Considerd Spouting Moral Judgement, Spreading Rumours And Assuming Guilt To Cover The Stink Of Your Shit In Case Someone Calls You A Bit Racist (Or Just Laughs At You On Facebook?). People Are Beginning To Notice City's Team Display Virtue And Endeavour That Comfortably Outdoes That Of The Average Fan - Quick - Lump It All On A Ridiculous Moral Argument To Avoid Being Judged As Less Impressive Than The Derring Exploits Of This Group Of One In A Million Talents Currently Outdoing Themselves On The Largest Stage.

 

[DelToro]

Jonathan Liew: Liverpools 5th place finish eclipses City’s robotic title charge.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Manchester City staff held Pep Guardiola’s family hostage when he said he wanted to fulfil his boyhood dream of managing Manchester United. Guardiola’s wife wept as she told The Guardian that thugs from Abu Dhabi held a knife to her neck whilst Pep was forced to sign a contract extension through tears of sorrow.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Freddie Starr ate my vegan quiche!

 

[laserblue]

Manchester City win the Pemier League title by default.

 

[laserblue]

Barney Ronay says it doesn't count so there.

 

[DelToro]

Woolwich Lads pipped to title by Money Laundering, State Sponsored, Sports Washing Mercenaries.

 

[Legacyfan1986]

Liverpool and city share the PL over the past 5 years

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

****'s gonna need a new wand and a lot of fanny wipes..

Close the curtins,turn on the neo-lava lamp and watch re runs of Harry Maguire blunders and Phil Jones career highlights.......messy night indeeed !

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Man City more hated than Morrissey!