Cricket Thread

[Dr Jacoby]

We’ll only need to bat once :-)

Also you fuckers moaning about getting up early every four years don’t know the pain of getting up at 3:30am for the Carabao Cup.

Bookmarked. ;)

I certainly hope you’re right.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Potentially over in the morning

Aussies declare around 400 and England score 200 in both their innings.

 

[waspish]

Potentially over in the morning

Aussies declare around 400 and England score 200 in both their innings.

I’ll go to bed then

 

[Corky]

I make it Australia 63.9%, England and Wales 27.4%, Draw/Tie 8.7%.

However you never know how good or bad a wicket really is until both sides have had a bat.

 

[antspider]

I’m falling asleep already and it hasn’t even started!
Maybe it’s a sign and I should just go to bed

 

[dadnlad]

With Snicko not working as it should, the series should be null and voided and never spoken of again.

stiff upper lip we just get on with it now the other way round the tears would still be flowing

all forgotten now kush shouldve got a red

 

[borassic]

Good start…. Embarrassing

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

stiff upper lip we just get on with it now the other way round the tears would still be flowing

all forgotten now kush shouldve got a red

Luckily for us, Sam Barrott’s processing speed is slower than Snicko’s.

 

[Stelea]

Get Carse off FFS

 

[peter.evans]

Really poor bowling

 

[dadnlad]

flat wicket will be full of demonds soon enough

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Two balls that would have hit the stumps take the wickets. Short and wide pies taking non, I'm shocked.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

flat wicket will be full of demonds soon enough

 

[TinFoilHat]

Plenty of time for England to complete both their innings tonight

 

[dadnlad]

Two balls that would have hit the stumps take the wickets. Short and wide pies taking non, I'm shocked.

will give slips catching practice off them

 

[homerdog]

How come the bowling team get to choose what ball they use? Surely the umpire should just chuck them one and tell them to get on with it!
Presumably the cheats are working out which seam will be easier to pick!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

How come the bowling team get to choose what ball they use? Surely the umpire should just chuck them one and tell them to get on with it!
Presumably the cheats are working out which seam will be easier to pick!

It’s always been that way.

 

[homerdog]

It’s always been that way.

Has it?

 

[dadnlad]

ha ha leading edge straight away

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Has it?

Bowlers picking the ball? As long as I can remember.

Broad and Anderson have both chatted about the criteria they used and how it felt in their hands. How some balls feel smaller and harder etc