Cristiano Ronaldo

[leo_city]

No he is 13 and three quarters and a mosher.

Honestly all for piss boiling but I would not be slightly arsed if we couldn't get Ronaldo. My preference would still be someone's profile that actually suits us and is relatively younger. If this happens, so be it, hope it works out, and will enjoy piss boiling. But if it doesn't, and if he especially goes to United, it would make my day, would be loads of PR but push their project/rebuild back even further. All for it if you ask me.

 

[M18CTID]

Howson knows as much about the Ronaldo transfer as he does what his own penis looks like, Fat bastard hasn't seen it in about 25 years more than likely sticking it into Camel Gob mouth...Dirty rag bastards.

Post of the thread!

 

[grim up north]

Ronaldo to City now back down to 1/2. United now the shortest they've been at 2/1. Don't know whether that's because of the Rio tweet or because the betting companies know something.

Yawn

 

[Stoned Rose]

He’s got a way to go to catch up Big YaYa in that list

Indeed, but he'd definitely be in the CL spots.

 

[BlueTG]

I was thinking about this. If Ronaldo thought the only way to get himself to United, was to make them believe he would go to City, would he go through this charade and would Mendes put his relationship with City on the line for it?

He could have called United up at any point. This is one round about of unnecessary fuckery about if he wants United.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

We should be 1/10.

Rags into 6/4 on skybet now. 4/6 city. Very different on the other sites though.

 

[LongsightM13]

Surely this is Rio trying to be smart.
“If he doesn’t sign for City, this is me laughing”
“If he does sign for City, I’m laughing as they bought a 36yo”.
He has form for not thinking his posts through.
Pretty sure last year we got a screen shot of United on top of the league for afew weeks.

 

[dannyboiblue]

When will peps pre match conference be?

 

[Cityinmud]

Hahahah. We have duped United into buying another useless addition to that team. Great!!! Ronaldo will score fuck all in that team with that midfield. Also their halaand dream now gone. We are winners anyway

 

[DrBlueBob]

Just had a text from someone saying Announcement tomorrow and having shirt number 77.

Who knows who is right or wrong.

Hope whoever texted me is right.

If it was 777, @Dax777 would be having a wankathon I suspect.