Cristiano Ronaldo

[JASR]

Atonement for his sins of 2003-2009

 

[urban genie]

Buy him.

Piss of the rags, piss off the sad fucks living in 2006 get aseas9n out of rhe ****, if he does a job fair fucks if he is shite we can hate him more than before.

Win win situation

 

[ctwrd]

How do you know

Happy to retract if incorrect.

 

[kun]

Any true bert would be fine with this, surely?

 

[PhdWave]

rag cafe transfer forum in early stages of meltdown

Worth the transfer for this alone...the amount of piss if we end winning CL because of him.

 

[Cobwebcat]

41 goals (with euros) last season.

Point stands though. Plus City are a team. Ronald isn’t even happy if it isn’t him scoring.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Worth it to see the weight of rag tears sink the stretford end into the shitswamp its built on

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

In all seriousness, £30-40mil for the PR and experience that comes with him is probably worth it alone. We have a pretty young squad right now and no striker. Could be worth a punt.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

Ronaldo, Kane, Lewandowski. They'd all score a fucking hatful in this side

 

[bobmcfc]

I would love to see the red side if this happens

No smoke without fire. That's all I'm sayin