Cristiano Ronaldo

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Where's that Yorkshire twang come from?
He'll be walking whippets and rolling his cap next week.
Fuckin urgdy gurdy rag gobbo.

Secret's out - he was a boyhood Leeds fan.

 

[Gray]

An interesting one, the media have fawned over him for years. Interviews galore with ex and current scum employees saying he is a genius and a really great person.

If he does arrive just watch the change of emphasis.

 

[blue for life]

Easily hit 1000 pages today! Seems five minutes ago when we were at about 62!!!

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Don’t want to crow too early,
But I find it hilarious that he’s willing to take a huge pay cut of to join, they must add insult to injury to United fans.

he’s not coming for the money, the one last paycheck, he’s coming to play football and win.

Get fucked Rags

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Bloody great PR, even if it doesn't happen!

 

[Akai]

Don’t want to crow too early,
But I find it hilarious that he’s willing to take a huge pay cut of to join, they must add insult to injury to United fans.

he’s not coming for the money, the one last paycheck, he’s coming to play football and win.

Get fucked Rags

I was totally against this deal 48 hours ago, but after seeing their hilarious reaction and the fact that he's willing to take pay cut, I am all in!

get it done City.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Don’t want to crow too early,
But I find it hilarious that he’s willing to take a huge pay cut of to join, they must add insult to injury to United fans.

he’s not coming for the money, the one last paycheck, he’s coming to play football and win.

Get fucked Rags

Could this be the final nail? We've hammered down pretty much all the other clichés over the years.

Dee-licious!

 

[No One Understands]

Pretty sure he acknowledged the mistake later on.

Right, this thread is moving too fast for me. I just saw that. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

36 years old and you know as soon as he signs he'll instantly be odds on for the golden boot. In-cre-di-ble.

 

[supercity88]

Apparently he wants the famous no 77 shirt worn by such City legends as the invisible man before he switched to 00.

 

[Chi-town blues]

if this done soon , my christmas shopping is all done in august . come on txiki

 

[billymumphrey]

He moved a bottle of coke 1 ft out of shot and cut a billion off cokes value ffs.
This power alone on the media will have Stone and others shitting themselves.
United fans boiled piss and the media shitting their pants will do for me...

No he didn't.

A Post-Truth World: Why Ronaldo Did Not Move Coca-Cola Share Price

Contrary to many recent headlines, Ronaldo´s decision to snub Coca-Cola was not responsible for a $4 billion dip in the beverage giant´s stock price. The incident reveals the importance of critical thinking for business leaders, especially now.

www.forbes.com

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I vividly remember the Dzeko fans. My one consolation when big Ed left us, was that his unbearable fans left with him.

So god knows what is going to happens when the Ronaldo fans descend on the forum. I'm sure they are probably as bad, or maybe even worse, than Edin's fans.

Mahrez says hi.

 

[Benarbia’s Backheel]

The lack of pressing from a front three including Ronaldo and Mahrez is going to be painful. Surely they can’t play together…

 

[Luke The Blue]

Today is gonna be the day. :)

















Hopefully.

 

[117 M34]

Apparently he wants the famous no 77 shirt worn by such City legends as the invisible man before he switched to 00.

Just had a look and we have had 2 number 77 players before.
Cameron humpheries
Ryotaro meshino - whoever he is

 

[Damocles]

I've been taking the piss for six years mate. Not sure why you think that's going to change or why you'd suddenly feel the urge to do anything about it.

Because the targets are different. There's taking the piss and there's "I'm going to provoke other Blues on the forum because they believed that a world class player might be coming to the club" which isn't really on is it?

 

[Hart of the Matter]

No he didn't.

A Post-Truth World: Why Ronaldo Did Not Move Coca-Cola Share Price

Contrary to many recent headlines, Ronaldo´s decision to snub Coca-Cola was not responsible for a $4 billion dip in the beverage giant´s stock price. The incident reveals the importance of critical thinking for business leaders, especially now.

www.forbes.com

Point still stands. Read the article. In a 'post truth' world Ronaldo has the impact of generating countless stories, true or not.

 

[yeseye]

He moved a bottle of coke 1 ft out of shot and cut a billion off cokes value ffs.
This power alone on the media will have Stone and others shitting themselves.
United fans boiled piss and the media shitting their pants will do for me...

“Drink Boddingtons!”

 

[Akai]

The lack of pressing from a front three including Ronaldo and Mahrez is going to be painful. Surely they can’t play together…