Cristiano Ronaldo

[Kinkys Left Foot]

I can vote no (which I have) but still accept this might work out for all parties. The thought of him scoring at Old Toilet and celebrating in front of the Stretford End would boil so much piss that Trafford would smell like a Kippax toilet for a year with added bonuses of Andy Goldstein having a seizure live on air and that fat **** Howson gurning his way to a spell in an asylum somewhere.
That's got to be worth 25 million of anyone's money?

 

[decmancity]

If Pep is serious about leaving in 2023, whatever his thoughts on Ronaldo are (I have only read positive things anyway) then he has to put them aside to bring him in to give us the best chance of going out on top.

 

[Bluemanc100]

I can vote no (which I have) but still accept this might work out for all parties. The thought of him scoring at Old Toilet and celebrating in front of the Stretford End would boil so much piss that Trafford would smell like a Kippax toilet for a year with added bonuses of Andy Goldstein having a seizure live on air and that fat **** Howson gurning his way to a spell in an asylum somewhere.
That's got to be worth 25 million of anyone's money?

Just in case the club are in any doubt maybe we need to start a piss boilers Go Fund Me page

 

[bobmcfc]

Don't think we have enough blue cones for this. This is going to go nuclear like Messi to Paris

 

[ScottSinclair]

Di Marzio says Guardiola wants the Transfer to happen.

Is di Marzio reliable ?

For stuff out of Italy usually to be fair.

For everything else he is hit or miss like most journalists are

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

You never know.. Score 30+ goals. Win Pl and cl and he gets one.

Not playing for City he doesn’t.

 

[LevyBee76]

 

[Clembo]

The advantage of having a Jorge Mendes rather than a Charlie Kane.

‘Super agents’ get a lot of shit (sometimes rightly so) but there’s a reason they’re so superior.

Yep. Think Mendes is pretty well liked by a lot of different clubs too, unlike some of the other "super agents".

Allows him to be able to get deals done.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

I'm struggling to recall any player in the last 25 years that I absolutely didn't want to sign for us, this **** is the first. Not a team player and I draw the line at a selfish bastard pointing at his name every time he scores, demanding he take every free kick and not being able to press. He may score a lot of goals but he may not, think about the abuse he would get if he has a barren spell and just strolls around. Fuck him, he's a show pony, I'd rather let delap have a right good go

Weirdly I agree. He would defo score goals for us and probably be worth the investment but how great would it be to see Delano emerge this year as Phil did last year?

 

[Phil Mitchell Foden]

If he signs, we couldn't use CR7 anyway, as we already have RS7.... :-)

I wish I had an RS7.