Cristiano Ronaldo

[Keith Moncrieff]

Is it the first time Ronaldos chopper has been seen in Failsworth?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Crossed wires, he was in the helicopter earlier but now he's in IKEA in Ashton Under Lyne, that's where he is chowing down on Sweden's finest. And no I don't mean Ulrika before anyone starts.

ikea’s meat ball is the best but ikea‘s manual sucks hairy balls .

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If he really landed in Failsworth I'm surprised he didn't get straight back in to the helicopter and headed back to the airport. It would be far easier just to land at the training ground.

Failsworth FFS!

Hang on a fucking min - yeh fair comment............ ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If he really landed in Failsworth I'm surprised he didn't get straight back in to the helicopter and headed back to the airport. It would be far easier just to land at the training ground.

Failsworth FFS!

Hang on a fucking min - yeh fair comment............ ;-)

 

[moh]

Is it the first time Ronaldos chopper has been seen in Failsworth?

Fred Talbot approves this post

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Been offline all day, no radio contact.
Can anyone summarise wtf has gone on today and where we are at please?

Everyone on Bluemoon is unemployed or soon to be

 

[antspider]

What a twist

At first glance I thought that said "what a twat". :)

 

[ello_jo]

Nah Ronaldo is literally perfect right now

Agreed mate. He answers every question we have right now.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He got directions from Rudy Guiliani.

Cristiano - Just down past Gerry Shields and keep going...........

 

[mscenterh750]

Middle Stump?

Out of the ground.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Enjoying the thread guys....reminds me of the Rooney thread from 2010?

Have the “men in black” posted dog shit through his letterbox yet?

 

[hihosilva]

He's off to PSG

Why you say that

 

[ello_jo]

Is it the first time Ronaldos chopper has been seen in Failsworth?

Didnt get this much attention when my chopper was out in failsworth

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Cristiano - Just down past Gerry Shields and keep going...........

Got my bikes from there as a kid. Fantastic little bike shop.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Even more incentive to get the deal done. This would be box office.

I like to call this “Reversed bitch slap “

 

[malg]

Enjoying the thread guys....reminds me of the Rooney thread from 2010?

And it will be the same outcome....not coming.

 

[Bustergonad]

Ah fuck, its me and you fella..

Woman in the background sick as a pig keeps gasping, the pillock

 

[Bewar3them00n]

Someone's been playing with hot balls in that CL draw! what were the odds of City Vs PSG and the 2 GOATs possibly going head to head in the group stages!? That'll get bums on seats!

 

[p.taker]

*watches the Group Stage draw and sees two chances to face Messi*

 

[Decc66]

Hahaha fucking hell we have some weirdos on this forum.

High praise indeed from BM's longest serving troll [emoji1787]