Cristiano Ronaldo

[Blu3m00n91]

And if he does sign for us, I hope you'll either get behind him or admit that you've long since forgotten what it means to be a Blue anymore

Oh wind it in

 

[asahartford1]

A reliable source has messaged me to say that the delay is due to trying to get all the required signatures down on the documentation but this is taking time due to remote working.

Has your source just delivered a Pizza-)

My Dominos man informed me last night about Kane

 

[mccity]

Mendes for all we know might just have strong beliefs that these sort of discussions ought to happen in person.

 

[mcfcinprague]

You know the little door under the stairs of your aunties walkup isn't a cellar right?


I kid. It's a little bit early where I am for a drink and these last few days as a middle ager navigating these lighting round threads on a mibile has left me knackered. Laughter be my only release.

Oh rumbled! In the cupboard in the kitchen really :)

 

[bobmcfc]

Do you think the deal will be completed?

I can't believe how many aren't taking this seriously.

 

[madloaf]

fucking hell, been working all day, got home did all the usual stuff ,had a quick look at the mendy stuff, just decided to look at the transfer stuff and im on page 332, just noticed theres 700 odd pages since last night, fucking hell ill be ages, see you in a bit

I'll summarise. Fucking hell what a **** hes 36 bag full of goals deal done deal nearly done juve want more city give nothing deal off fucking hell city never wanted him anyway get it done nearly done bags packed deal off.

Youre welcome

 

[Chi-town blues]

Mendes for all we know might just have strong beliefs that these sort of discussions ought to happen in person.

i don’t blame city tho after dippers hacking episode

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Don't they have phones?

Wants the air miles innit.

 

[NorCalBlue]

Maybe Mendes so good at making deals happen because he’s also a mind controller. That could be why he has to always speak to the clubs face to face instead of just emailing. There’s no other logical explanation for flying everywhere.

Maybe it's his scam to get frequent flyer miles.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

fucking hell, been working all day, got home did all the usual stuff ,had a quick look at the mendy stuff, just decided to look at the transfer stuff and im on page 332, just noticed theres 700 odd pages since last night, fucking hell ill be ages, see you in a bit

We'll have lapped you by then.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I thought he was in fucking Paris before?

That was at least thirty pages ago. Keep up.

 

[Paul1970]

Surely this is already done, can’t believe we would piss about over a few million. It'll be our usual negotiation….

Juve want £25mil

We offer 0

Juve say £25mil or sod off.

We say ok.

We are the richest club in the world and even our chairman said in the summer that we will get what’s needed to replace kun but here we are last few days of the window haggling over £25 million when Ronaldo will make us millions globally it just amazes me. Hats off to PSG they don’t fuck around they just go in and get the deals. Done .

 

[lonestay]

If Ronaldo wants out so desperately he can pay the 25 million fee . Better?

 

[Roy Munson]

Wait until Greta catches up with him he's for it!

Anyone ever seen Greta Thunberg and Stephen Merchant in the same room?

 

[Blootoof]

I can't believe how many aren't taking this seriously.

It's a way of preparing for the next twist.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Has your source just delivered a Pizza-)

My Dominos man informed me last night about Kane

It was a joke based on recent experiences of trying to get construction contracts signed :) I am hoping people aren't taking it seriously.

 

[paulchapo]

Does this guy not have a fucking phone?

He has but City changed the software and just like the seasoncards fiasco it doesn't work now.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Maybe Mendes so good at making deals happen because he’s also a mind controller. That could be why he has to always speak to the clubs face to face instead of just emailing. There’s no other logical explanation for flying everywhere.

Formal negotiations always best done face the face. Easier to close a deal, read a room, understand what lies behind the words. Finesse detail and close issues.

 

[ayrshire_blue]

fucking hell, been working all day, got home did all the usual stuff ,had a quick look at the mendy stuff, just decided to look at the transfer stuff and im on page 332, just noticed theres 700 odd pages since last night, fucking hell ill be ages, see you in a bit

Heads up - when Mendes is on his 14th flight, you're almost half way there.

 

[andyhinch]

Very long time lurker here ( remember great threads like Kaka, Messi last summer and even tracking a certain left backs flight from Paris to LA...). Compelled to finally join and post here as despite my loathing of him till now, the pure agony and hurt this is causing our neighbours has me buzzing. If it goes through, we are in for some real fun and games and I for one can't wait to rub it in every single chance I get. Look forward to the next few days and medical watch, flight tracking etc.

p.s. Thanks to Tolmie for many, many great laughs and fun in his quiet threads, hope he keeps going and isnt chased away by ITK bashers...

P.p.s it is definitely a Barm.

Great first post re the Barm.