Cristiano Ronaldo

[mancity2012_eamo]

People are saying he's a **** because he's a ****.

So will we see him next Tuesday?

 

[Jesus2020]

I am understanding you about as clearly as Alan Partridge listening to a Geordie hotel worker. What, is that even a language?

Yes it's still English but with a Geordie accent.

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

Ronaldo has shrunk

He’s not the real Ronaldo

 

[GX Blue]

What kind of length credits we talking about? We talking like Coronation street credits or more like LOTR like credits?

Knowing us I’d say all of the LOTR credits…. Back to back.

 

[madloaf]

What kind of length credits we talking about? We talking like Coronation street credits or more like LOTR like credits?

Marvel credits where there's a secret bit that twists the whole shit on its head.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

It’s hardly desperate mate, he’s not your average 36 year old, he’s a freak of nature. Probably better physical condition than most 30 year old forwards

people were happy enough with the idea of signing Kane for 100m plus. 36 or not, you wouldn't fancy Kane in a foot race against Ronaldo would you whether it was over 100m or 10 miles.

 

[Tez Tosterone]

Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join Manchester City at all costs. Jorge Mendes will present an offer of €25M, which will be a fundamental step to reach an agreement with Juventus. [SportItalia] #juvelive

 

[citytill1die84]

Imagine Wio Ferdinand if this happens hahahahahahahahahaha

Fucking come on City pull it off.

 

[Kippax1973]

That's roughly a third of the time he's been a ****.

So just as I thought you have no sensible answer, well I'll tell you why I want him then.
The last 2 years at scum he was brilliant,
Ever since he has been brilliant,
He has the phyisical attributes of a freak.
Yes he does poncy stuff and earns alot of image rights (wouldn't you)
He's a born winner
The kids at city will learn shit loads of him, not just the kids most of the team actually.
He scores for fun and loves scoring, what fucking more do you want?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Ohhh but I do... Your basing it on him solely been a rag,,, 12 FKIN YEARS Ago!!

And he’d be the 27th player or manager to sign for City after once being at United

 

[meeesh]

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You know somert,I only saw that film for first time about 5/6 years ago,I watch it every year now,it's great

 

[p.taker]

 

[Deleted member 87819]

I think Pep realizes what it means that will have been the only one to have coached both Messi and Ronaldo.

 

[mccity]

I hope this is more Sitcom end credits than it is Lord Of The Rings end credits..

Those took longer than UEFA do to do a cup draw.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

No matter how many goals he scores or how many trophies we win it will mean nothing to me

Oohhhh Viennaaaaaaa

 

[Username Required]

Agree. He goes through his annual physical and doctors say he has the body of a 28 year old. Its his diet, training regimen that keeps him that way. He knows he doesn't have much time on the pitch left to play at the highest level. He saw a team that needs a 9 and wants/needs to win on global stage. We are it. Given where we are at with our needs and where he is at with his needs - its a match made in heaven.

...and we just drew PSG.

 

[Craggers]

Fuck me...Mendes must have a bit of jet lag by now.

And a load of duty free :)

 

[Inter Me Nan]

So you throw a dig in, your a great lad

Are you for real?
You're going on like I've fucked his wife then wiped my cock on his mush.
PM me if you want to take this further precious.

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

Fucking inject it!! Never been his biggest fan, but this is gonna boil so much red scum piss, there will be clouds of urine floating all over Europe. Get it done, City!!!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Manchester City are still alive here…