Cristiano Ronaldo

[LucahArchie10]

Weird to welcome a riot

Surely City roll the red carpet out on a personal jet?

 

[ninjamonkey]

I think there was more chance of him staying at Juve than going anywhere else that isn't city. Allegri just confirmed he's gone from Juve which essentially confirms he's here.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Don’t ask me how I know, but Rio Ferdinand is a baiting c**t.

Inside info. 100%.
My mate does his drugs tests.

I suspect your mate has never met him. :-)

 

[Hoghead]

It's either this, or out on the lash on the Barbican, Plymouth.

I'm only 10 miles away!

 

[supercity88]

Mendes’ private jet descending into Turin from Tenerife.

what are his plane details? I'm bored and fancy a bit of flight tracking.

 

[M18CTID]

Not sure who he is but guy on sky saying he's expecting an announcement in the next few hours to city

SSN always seem to be behind with transfer news so not taking that one too seriosuly

 

[Damanino]

13.30 he wont comment on it , never does

might not, but dont disregard the chance he says something odd, it was a busy week with Kane dea failed, CR rumours, CL group very hard, and the Mendy case, emotionally its a tough week.

 

[jrb]

Ronaldo is ours, Ronaldo is ours, 50,000 empty seats, are are you f*cking sure?

 

[wolviedinho]

13.30 he wont comment on it , never does

He did with Kane.

Juve have said he is leaving.

It’s a tad different.

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

Ask him how many new shirt presses they have bought for the occasion

I’ve tried, not getting a response. F*cking WUM.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Clearly obvious that he’s joining City, some on here have are a bit to sensitive to the bullshit that is posted on Twitter. Allergi has confirmed he’s leaving and it was confirmed yesterday he’s agreed to come to City. Nothing to worry about.

 

[manimanc]

He'll wear 9 mate. Martial is on his way. They just got in two new shirt presses to keep up demand. Talk is the City links were all a PR stunt by Woodward for a marquee announcement.

Biiiiiig squeeze.
There's a good lad.

 

[kaz7]

Would love us to have him playing a piano for his unveiling video...

With his top off, ewww maybe not

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

I've got the perfect announcement.
Citeh announce they have run out of chips during the first half.
As the ground descends into chaos, Ronaldo enters the pitch dressed as a chip barm.
And finally ends the speculation, whether it's a muffin or a barm.

 

[kupest]

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Just got reminded that I have Kohler fitting in my bath. Fuck.

 

[M18CTID]

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Is that that fat twat Howson?

 

[dublin-blue]

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[bobmcfc]

Last time that twat tried his poker face he got an 8 month ban

 

[PragueBlue]

I think there was more chance of him staying at Juve than going anywhere else that isn't city. Allegri just confirmed he's gone from Juve which essentially confirms he's here.

My only ever bit of ITK info and turns out it was completely wrong :-( Pleased I didn't post it now.

 

[Keeper!]