Cycling - hints, tips and routes

[Xiphos]

There's a little sneeky cycle lane running parallel to the bridgewater canal just past alti..it's only a gap in some privets.. brings you out infront of the bay malton public house takes you down into lymme and beyond, nice and wide and on a summers day you'd think it was france

I'v ran that, bottom of Atlantic St Alti theres a little car park that you go through and your on it, great run through Lymm outskirts and ended up at Latchford Locks near Warrington

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

According to a report on Sky News if you cycle you can cut your cancer risk in half, how do they quantify that with all the traffic fumes you are breathing in?

Didn't do much for Lance Armstrong

 

[hilts]

Cunts

 

[remember arthur mann]

Cunts

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Cunts

I spotted a new jersey for Mrs Ewing yesterday and asked her what size did she think they went upto. 4XL, she said. No, I said, 8XL. This guy might just be wearing the last size they make.

 

[Xiphos]

Cunts

You'r supposed to be lean and ripped if you cycle hard, WTF happened there?

 

[hilts]

You'r supposed to be lean and ripped if you cycle hard, WTF happened there?

Must be water retention

 

[Xiphos]

Must be water retention

That's what a fat bird told me in the Cyprus Tavern one night

 

[discopop]

You'r supposed to be lean and ripped if you cycle hard, WTF happened there?

He's obviously not cycling hard, or medium but the lad is out on a bike and wearing pink so fair fucks.

As for a cyclist being ripped, mainly legs and core but most like me have pipe cleaner arms and that's about it.

 

[Xiphos]

He's obviously not cycling hard, or medium but the lad is out on a bike and wearing pink so fair fucks.

As for a cyclist being ripped, mainly legs and core but most like me have pipe cleaner arms and that's about it.

I'v taken it up in last 4 months, lost nearly a stone!

 

[hilts]

I'v taken it up in last 4 months, lost nearly a stone!

Good work mate, take care be sensible and presume all cars are out to kill you.

 

[Xiphos]

Good work mate, take care be sensible and presume all cars are out to kill you.

Cheers, thought all this drivers hate cyclists thing was bollocks, it's not is it?
Thing is i drive as well and never abused a cyclist but some of the shit i'v had is unreal

 

[discopop]

I'v taken it up in last 4 months, lost nearly a stone!

Excellent effort mate, stick at it, I drive a lot as well as cycle a lot, play fair both ways always let on to a driver that gives you room and vice verse always signal and don't dick about riding in pairs when cars are waiting to pass and all is good.

I am building up for my annual hill and mile fest in Majorca in a few weeks, lots of miles and hills and decent refuelling in the evening

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Good work mate, take care be sensible and presume all cars are out to kill you.

Nearly all cars! Mrs Ewing and I would always give cyclists ample room!

 

[chesterbells]

Going over for the Tour de Yorkshire next Saturday - anyone else going to be roadside? - we're going to ride some of the route around Pateley Bridge and down to where we'll get to see them twice. Route maps are here:
http://letour.yorkshire.com/2017

 

[Xiphos]

Excellent effort mate, stick at it, I drive a lot as well as cycle a lot, play fair both ways always let on to a driver that gives you room and vice verse always signal and don't dick about riding in pairs when cars are waiting to pass and all is good.

I am building up for my annual hill and mile fest in Majorca in a few weeks, lots of miles and hills and decent refuelling in the evening

I'm not up to that yet lol, just pedelling like fuck as far as i can on an old bike i'v been given, best thing i'v ever done feel miles better

 

[Barcon]

He's obviously not cycling hard, or medium but the lad is out on a bike and wearing pink so fair fucks.

As for a cyclist being ripped, mainly legs and core but most like me have pipe cleaner arms and that's about it.

The ones I usually see other than little kids are scruffy middle aged cunts with mullets that can't afford a car.
Usually with a case of beer, bungee corded across their handlebars.

 

[Xiphos]

Bit of advice off you cycling veterans please
I' v had 2 punctures in my rear tyre in the 4 months iv been cycling and i'm sick of changing it..plus the cost of inner tubes...just found out about flatless tyres, Halfords do one called Schwalbe marathon plus at £26, do they work? and are they worth investing in a pair?

 

[hilts]

Nearly all cars! Mrs Ewing and I would always give cyclists ample room!

You presume mate it's the only way to go

 

[BlueTG]

Going over for the Tour de Yorkshire next Saturday - anyone else going to be roadside? - we're going to ride some of the route around Pateley Bridge and down to where we'll get to see them twice. Route maps are here:
http://letour.yorkshire.com/2017

Live in Scarborough so heading to see the finish on Friday. A project in Scarborough brought a 70ft jersey into all local schools to sign which will be displayed on the cliff side and hopefully on tele! Hopefully get some of our youngsters at our school involved and interested.