When I was about 18, I was in either the Sailsbury or the one next to it (Thirsty Scholar maybe?) after a game (we were at Maine rd at the time)..
Anyway Im stood at the fruit machine and just happened to drop the jackpot (with a repeat to boot : ) and Donald eyes this and walks over to me!
Eh-are rkid, I've just come off that fruity and that's my money!!
Cue me and my mate pissing ourselves....he then said he would settle for half coz he was in a good mood!
Ended up buying him a couple of beers and a few games of pool for pure entertaiment value....ended up backdoor-ing him in the end ha ha (no not that way!)
Good lad, but defo a sandwich short of a picnic : 0