Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[BlueSniffer]

Cardboard Mike - Very quiet lad who looked like the card board cut out from the John Smiths advert

Planet Head - Lad with a big head, the size of a planet.

Custard - This lad had no morals hence the name Custard - goes with anything.

 

[johnmc]

There was a guy with a grey patch of hair - he was called Grandad

There was a girl with the surname Fimm - she was Huckleberry

Most bizarre was a guy with the surname Ames - He was called Period P - as in period pains but really period pames!!!!

 

[Cellarite]

there was a lad called michael turner at our school. we had a lads meeting aged about 7/8 to decide whether he would be known as turnip or turkey. turkey won the day and stuck to this day. it evolved during high school to turkey burger.

 

[tangaroa]

My mate had a scab on his nose, so he became known as Cornflake Nose

I, for some unknown reason, was Cloppa Castle Head!

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

One called 'Jumble sale head' because it looked like his face and head had been put together with bits from Jumble sales and also one called 'Bostik' because there was a rumour that he had sex with a girl and his cock got stuck.

Alright I've had a think about this one and I'm still stumpedf as to how someone has a face that looks like it's 'been put together with bits from Jumble sales'!?

 

[drthingy]

Bandit.

He lost an arm in an accident. (ok this was at university but still...)

 

[MikeBlue]

Loads but the best just cause of the story was......

Minky

This lads 2nd name was McDonald and he was born in Kenya. When we were about 5 someone said Kenya isn't that near China. So Chinky became Minky because of his 2nd name. To this day it has stuck and he gets called it by everyone and he is now 38!

 

[bluetonium]

Muck Face - Guy who fell out of a tree head first into a cow pat.

Mumra - A girl in our year who was... less than attractive...

Bungle - A big, smelly, hairy thing that sat in some of our classes.

Cream Egg - This Asian lad, forget his name but he's was a little 'different' in the head. One assemble when the headmaster was talking he just stood up and shouts "Cadbury's Cream Egg!" and sits back down, as if it were as normal as a yawn. Ten minutes later, he does it again. Entire assembly almost wet themselves.

The Hobbit - Our 4ft, ginger haired, freckly faced female English teacher.

 

[unsworthblue]

i remember a kid at our school who had a dicky eye that appeared not to be level with his other eye so got the unfortunate name of Isiah,there was another girl who we called 'crowbar Claire' because non of the lads got anything off her n reckoned you'd need a crowbar to prize them legs apart,horrible bastards we were!

 

[Why Always Ste]

Snotty nose David - He Always had a snotty nose, so this name stuck.
David if you're reading this - My nose is fucked now through fights and hay fever so I got paid back.

Speedy - god knows why, as I was quicker than him.

Malcolm Meatball head - had a big rounded head, so this name stuck to this day.

Best mates nickname is Longie - he had quite longish hair as a young kid... He's had a skinhead/slightly bald for the past ten years so thats stupid.

My name at school was Boardy - shortened my surname.
Changed my surname as I got older tho....