Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[The Fat el Hombre]

There was a lad in our school called skunk, for obvious reasons. Bit cruel in hindsight but he was particularly smelly.

We had a smelly kid as well. Perfectly nice lad, he just fucking reeked.

There was a lad in my form like that. Was a compelte stig but occasionally funny as well. Rumour had it that he never bathed and when he did him and his 3 brothers did it together to save water. He had a dirt patch on the back of his neck that must have been there for months. One day someone drew a picture of it on the blackboard before we all got back after dinner. Uncomfortable and cruel, but also funny. I think he washed it off the back of his neck soon after that if I remember rightly

 

[-dabz-]

I went to school with a lad called Dave Clinker who had massive feet and goggly eyes and ginger hair and alopecia. We called him Dave.

 

[mcmanus]

Lad at another school who was dancing at a disco (remeber them) got called 'Jiver' and it stuck. 25 years later I still don't know his real name

 

[johnny on the spot]

I think that the profusion of nicknames among my friends and associates is the reason I can no longer remember anyone's surname.

At uni especially, where everyone was trying to impress their own ideal image on everyone else, surnames were just completely dispensed with.

 

[BWTAC]

Pissy Breath, despite the lad eating extra strong mints constantly.

Lisa Wankmeoff, she did exactly that.

Scaramanga, a lad with an unfortunate birthmark that looked like a third nipple.

 

[Lark Lane Blue]

Winny one ball - Ste Winn, rumour was he only had one ball (legend was that he also had a fake rubber nut that floated in the bath)

The pubic explosion - he was 11 with a tache like tom selleck and incredible b.o.

 

[Cellarite]

Cream Egg - This Asian lad, forget his name but he's was a little 'different' in the head. One assemble when the headmaster was talking he just stood up and shouts "Cadbury's Cream Egg!" and sits back down, as if it were as normal as a yawn. Ten minutes later, he does it again. Entire assembly almost wet themselves.

fucking piss funny this one. i loved the kids at school who would do random shit like this. we used to have bets in chemistry class that we had to do things while the teacher was dictating to us. stuff like - who can stand on the desk longest before he tells you to get down, who can collect the most rulers from around the class before he clocks you, etc...

 

[howfen blue]

XR one eye.......the lad who'd lost an eye in my year

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Jizzy pants, Jelly tits, Pervy Patterson and Wonkey eyed Paul

I can only remember the teachers names not sure of the kids.....

 

[mcmanus]

Jizzy pants, Jelly tits, Pervy Patterson and Wonkey eyed Paul

I can only remember the teachers names not sure of the kids.....

haha we had a right pervy twat of a maths teacher who was known as 'sheep shagger' (not really original) but I used take to take great pleasure in making a sheep noise meeeeeeeh when he back was turned. Kids eh?

Got sacked after about 20 girls complained about his wandering hands. Right dirty old twat