Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[simonr555]

Quitter - mate who could never finish anything from work to a game.

Pint sized/Pocket Dynamo - me, because I was/am small.

Chappy - Lad who always had chapped lips.

 

[peoffrey]

Bungle - A big, smelly, hairy thing that sat in some of our classes.

We had a Bungle at College. He was a fat fucker with a bad beard. Used to think he was some underground DJ legend.

Ariston was the only other unusual one that springs to mind. He'd talk 24/7 so he was Ariston and on and and on and on.... (old telly advert)

 

[Dirty Harry]

One called 'Jumble sale head' because it looked like his face and head had been put together with bits from Jumble sales and also one called 'Bostik' because there was a rumour that he had sex with a girl and his cock got stuck.

Alright I've had a think about this one and I'm still stumpedf as to how someone has a face that looks like it's 'been put together with bits from Jumble sales'!?

Well, we were only about 8 at the time mate so it didn't really have to make too much sense to us but the idea was that with Jumble sales it was basically a load of shite that nobody wanted and were trying to get rid off, him looking a bit like the 'Hunchback of Notre Dame' looked like he'd got all his facial parts from a Jumble sale and just stuck them on as nothing seemed to match, just daft kids humour really.

 

[JULES]

had a guy in our year went all through school known as mavis plug

 

[johnmc]

Nicola Nosh - got caught with a lad in the toilet. The name has stuck for 15 years

 

[bondsman]

A ginger lad called Dave lee was called 'ugg' lol. And his mate was called doghead Dan because his hair looked like a dead dog stuck on his head.

 

[johnny on the spot]

We had a kid called Doggy, because his real first name was D'artagnan.

 

[WeAreTheKippax]

What daft nicknames did kids have at your school? I've just seen a poster on here called Niall which reminded me of a kid from school known as Niall big head. Obviously cos his name was Niall and he had a massive head

haha theres a kid called niall in my school with a huge head, everyone calls him lemon!

everyone calls me wham/whamhead and i dont have a clue why :S

 

[Sausage97]

There was a lad in our school called skunk, for obvious reasons. Bit cruel in hindsight but he was particularly smelly.

 

[johnny on the spot]

There was a lad in our school called skunk, for obvious reasons. Bit cruel in hindsight but he was particularly smelly.

We had a smelly kid as well. Perfectly nice lad, he just fucking reeked.