Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[quiet_riot]

There was a lad at our school who looked like a wizard, so we called him wizard.

 

[Big G]

Cabbage - Had bad eczema and out of control hair, his flakey face made him resemble his nickname.

Orinoco - Lost a bollock getting stuck going over the railings. It did start off as Womble but progressed.

Towser - Scruffy little shit named after the cartoon dog.

Scrubber Jenks - Towsers younger brother, Jenks after his surname.

Fleabag - Towsers sister.

Panhead - proper popping out eyes as thought she's been hit round the back of the head cartoon stylee.

Bungle - Teacher with a head like Bungle.

Dog shagger - Rumour he was caught tossing his dog off.

Pissy knickers - The girls said she always had stains in her knickers.

Funny Face - Just had a wierd looking face.

Diet Pepsi - Real chunk of a girl who would eat for an army and back it up with a can of diet pepsi.

Stump - Never grew from being about 3 days old.

 

[mammutly]

One lad was known as "Forkey" because as a very young child he was said to have stabbed his sister in the eye with a fork. He went quite weird at about aged 15 after his dad was locked up. There was a fire at his house after that and the family moved to another address on the estate. His mam went a bit bonkers too and social srvices had a lot of involvement

All very sad.

We supported the family by calling them The Forkeys and givng them loads of abuse.

 

[pablozabaleta]

There was a guy at school called bummer, not sure why (I don't think he was gay), I was playing football with him one day and shouted 'pass bummer'. His dad went frickin nuts.

This one is the best, made me laugh!!!

 

[glen quagmire]

We had a lad in 3rd year for a while, (i think that's year 9 in today's money) called packie. He didn't stay long, but my best mate, who was a 6ft1 black lad, got suspended for saying his name out loud in assembly, just as it all went quiet. Apparantley the lad was named after a goalie for ireland.

 

[Jake The Muss]

My nickname was 'Gange leaf' or 'gange' because my last name is Gandy.

 

[Donkey Boy]

Nicknamed a lad in the year above twat eyes. One eye was looking at you and one was looking for you.

 

[Josh Blue]

A kid called Sausage because apparently he looked like a sausage?

A lad I used to be mates with called Casper because he was so pale he looked like a ghost.

One of my favourites was a lad who had loads of moles of his back and his name was Jacques and his nickname was "Shit back Jacques" Shit back for short.

Beanhead - Think every school had one

A younger kid down the park ages ago was called wanky kid and still answers to the name "wanky"

Some kid with a funny head was name "Bent head"

 

[MCFC BOB]

Nicknames just aren't around today.

 

[mammutly]

Nicknames just aren't around today.

I agree with you there, Nobber

;)