Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[Lost Pilot]

Russia - some girl who was huge both in term of height and waist.

Caveman - scruffy ****, looked like a caveman.

Donkey - Donkey teeth.

Weasel - Looked like a weasel.

 

[117 M34]

Nicknames just aren't around today.

We all got nicknames a few years back on the way to a city away game based on the celebrity we look like.
Many people from my branch don't even know my real name even though I have been going with them for years, I just get called my celeb name

 

[yeseye]

Mother fucker!
Apparently there was a bit of incest going down in this dudes house!

 

[peoffrey]

A kid called Sausage because apparently he looked like a sausage?

My Supervisor in a Factory summer job was nicknamed Sausage. I politely asked him why and replied "because I've got a big dick."

True story.

 

[The Twigg]

The english fellah in my year is called bov after the fellah in Green Street. Sounds and looks exactly like him

 

[Blueboy Danny]

We had a lad at school who had one hand smaller that the other who used to get called "Beadle Hand" quite a lot.

 

[Conork599]

A few;

Horse - Mate who looks a bit like a Horse.
Munch - A kid who looked like Munch of Two Pints.
Tin-Tin - A mate who looked like Tin-Tin.
Pan-face - Some guy who had a flat face as if he had been hit in the face with a pan.
Moonhead - Some bird with a massive head.
Blockhead - Some lad with a massive head.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Blockhead - Some lad with a massive head.

Haha there was a blockhead two years below us

 

[Ricster]

Moved from Helensburgh in Scotland right down to Portsmouth as a 7 or 8 year old. Ended up being called Haggis.

My best mate calls me Scotch Egg Wanker from time to time too.

 

[FuZzY]

My older brother's mates used to call me Sparrow Legs when I was a kid.

I hated them.

His mates, not my legs. ;)