Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[Scrabster Six]

had a lad that had one leg a bit shorter than the other called kerbwalker...

 

[JuniorBlue]

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[CTID_92]

There was a lad in my year who to this day, still calls me Gilbert (I'm called James really) cos when he first met me in a pe lessonand didn't know my name, I had a rugby bib on. I also got called 'giblet' as well by a few people.

Then my best mate ( comes on here) was known as Bunsen by one of our science teachers cos he's ginger (strawberry blonde i think he calls himself :p)

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

T.Watkins ----- No need to explain

 

[tangaroa]

Not at school, but at work. We had a new girl start who I hadn't yet met. One of my colleagues asked if I'd met Les yet. I assumed it was short for Lesley and called her Les for the next three months. Turns out her name was Siobhan, but he'd called her Lez 'cos she looked like a lesbian!

 

[whosonthebench]

most nicknames were just people last name unoriginally but there was this one lad who looked a bit like dr frink from the simpsons and he was called google. It was piss funny at the time and im sitting here tittering thinking about it.

 

[Rushton121]

Had a mate called "fraggers", he literally always had either a broken arm or leg, so the nickname fragile came up, which changed to fraggers

 

[Pughie]

me and my mates werent very imaginative;

Pughie - my name's Danny Pugh

Gibbo - his name was George Gibson

Mammoth - his name was Sam (Sammoth the Mammoth)

Chris - his name was Chris

TP - his name was Tom Polak

 

[Jake The Muss]

We used to call this guy in my year rubix because he had a square head

 

[GaudinosWheels]

Younger lad we used to play footy with on the Royton & Crompton astro-turf became known as 'FreeVend' due to his ability for blagging drinks and snacks from the machines without paying.