Daft things you've done to impress women

[Churchill123]

id love a man to stand in the middle of a full place and show me how much he loved me !!!

Failing that a teddy or a trip to disney land :p Pleaseeeeee

I imagine your way of being shown how much a bloke "loves" you is very different to my version...

Although I don't mind a few people watching if your into that?

 

[XxRachXx]

id love a man to stand in the middle of a full place and show me how much he loved me !!!

Failing that a teddy or a trip to disney land :p Pleaseeeeee

I imagine your way of being shown how much a bloke "loves" you is very different to my version...

Although I don't mind a few people watching if your into that?

what does your way mean then ???? :D

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

On the third date with my current girlfriend we were having a few drinks on the balcony at my old place. I knew I was on for one and thought it would look tremendously romantic and impressive if I started confidently naming all the constellations and their position in the sky.

Except it was all a lie. I thought she'd be too drunk to remember my bullshittery. But No. She was actually fucking well impressed with my 'knowledge' of astronomy. Now everytime we go for a cig outside with one of her friends or relatives and it's night time, I'm forced to um and ar and stutter my way through a routine that sounds like Brian Cox after a stroke.

Luckily as she looks up at the night sky adoringly, she fails to see the 'Looks like we've got ourselves a bullshitter' facial expression on her Friend/Family Member.

 

[Cellarite]

I once wanted to knobble one of the check out girls at Kwik Save in Eccles. I went in while she was working on the tills, bought a box of Roses chocolates which I'd filled in the little card on the side to read "To Whatever her name was / from Kev. Wrote my phone number underneath, paid for them and walked off without them. Classy eh?

 

[Ovo]

I once wanted to knobble one of the check out girls at Kwik Save in Eccles. I went in while she was working on the tills, bought a box of Roses chocolates which I'd filled in the little card on the side to read "To Whatever her name was / from Kev. Wrote my phone number underneath, paid for them and walked off without them. Classy eh?

Did she ring you?

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

I once pretended to be the bass player in shite 90s Britpop band Northern Uproar to try and pull a fit lass. I kept it up for about two weeks but I was rumbled when she saw me in a pickup collecting scrap with my dad!

 

[XxRachXx]

On the third date with my current girlfriend we were having a few drinks on the balcony at my old place. I knew I was on for one and thought it would look tremendously romantic and impressive if I started confidently naming all the constellations and their position in the sky.

Except it was all a lie. I thought she'd be too drunk to remember my bullshittery. But No. She was actually fucking well impressed with my 'knowledge' of astronomy. Now everytime we go for a cig outside with one of her friends or relatives and it's night time, I'm forced to um and ar and stutter my way through a routine that sounds like Brian Cox after a stroke.

Luckily as she looks up at the night sky adoringly, she fails to see the 'Looks like we've got ourselves a bullshitter' facial expression on her Friend/Family Member.

As cheesy as it is thats really sweet :D

 

[roj]

Stopped smoking once.

Also stood on the saddle and back flipped off a horse.

 

[BlueTG]

Can only think of one off the top of my head.

Before I went out for a short few months in school, before all the seriousness stuff came along in life, I tried to be a funny man, I started telling a generic joke about 'dads' (can't remember what it was), but the aim was to relate it to the person you told it to. All my mates found it funny when I told them, she didn't though, as I forgot her dad passed away a year or two beforehand.

The awkwardness could have put me in an early grave.

 

[york away to this!]

Pretending to like some stuck up cockney woman's edith piaf cd as we drove through the Normandy coast so as I could get a big tit wank in the shitty french campsite she had dragged me from Canada to stay in.
Pretending to be a nice guy to some dumb scottish broad for two weeks so that I could finally get into her unnaturally hairy bush.

...presume you simply smooth talked your way in?...

-- Thu May 16, 2013 7:28 pm --

I once wanted to knobble one of the check out girls at Kwik Save in Eccles. I went in while she was working on the tills, bought a box of Roses chocolates which I'd filled in the little card on the side to read "To Whatever her name was / from Kev. Wrote my phone number underneath, paid for them and walked off without them. Classy eh?

Did she rim you?

<br /><br />-- Thu May 16, 2013 7:30 pm --<br /><br />

Stopped smoking once.

Also stood on the saddle and flipped off a horse.

...that's disgusting...