Daft things you've done to impress women

MCFC BOB said:
Changed absolutely everything about myself over the course of exactly a year between April 2009 and April 2010 so that I could be like my ex.

Fuck sake.

Never change who you are , When someone likes/loves you its what they first saw in you that drew you to them :) && if they dont like the person you are then they dont deserve you =D
 
XxRachXx said:
MCFC BOB said:
Changed absolutely everything about myself over the course of exactly a year between April 2009 and April 2010 so that I could be like my ex.

Fuck sake.

Never change who you are , When someone likes/loves you its what they first saw in you that drew you to them :) && if they dont like the person you are
then they dont deserve you =D

dear xxrachxx me and my partner have not done it for 9 years , do ypu think theres a problem
 
XxRachXx said:
2sheikhs said:
XxRachXx said:
whoaaaa who said i meant in that way although i bet that was a right buzz !!!
No Rach, it wasn't a buzz. It was her doing it to me, yet I get called a knobhead and thrown out. I waited outside for her but the nasty cow never followed me out. :(

you shoulda just finished her off :D if you were getting thrown out anyway !!!!
Well, the thread's about impressing women so I obviously didn't. She was a bit pissed though.
 
bellbuzzer said:
XxRachXx said:
MCFC BOB said:
Changed absolutely everything about myself over the course of exactly a year between April 2009 and April 2010 so that I could be like my ex.

Fuck sake.

Never change who you are , When someone likes/loves you its what they first saw in you that drew you to them :) && if they dont like the person you are
then they dont deserve you =D

dear xxrachxx me and my partner have not done it for 9 years , do ypu think theres a problem


Big problem ;)
 
johnny on the spot said:
Chewed minge, made her howl like a beast.
It's all in the technique JOTS. You can't just lap away at it like you're not that interested. You have to set about it like a tramp eating a big mac.
 
XxRachXx said:
MCFC BOB said:
Changed absolutely everything about myself over the course of exactly a year between April 2009 and April 2010 so that I could be like my ex.

Fuck sake.

Never change who you are , When someone likes/loves you its what they first saw in you that drew you to them :) && if they dont like the person you are then they dont deserve you =D


what if your a bit of a miserable git like myself?
 
slicky202 said:
XxRachXx said:
MCFC BOB said:
Changed absolutely everything about myself over the course of exactly a year between April 2009 and April 2010 so that I could be like my ex.

Fuck sake.

Never change who you are , When someone likes/loves you its what they first saw in you that drew you to them :) && if they dont like the person you are then they dont deserve you =D


what if your a bit of a miserable git like myself?

Then you will find a misery guts as your soul mate ... orrr when you did/do meet the 'one' you would find your not such a misery after all :D
 
XxRachXx said:
slicky202 said:
XxRachXx said:
Never change who you are , When someone likes/loves you its what they first saw in you that drew you to them :) && if they dont like the person you are then they dont deserve you =D


what if your a bit of a miserable git like myself?

Then you will find a misery guts as your soul mate ... orrr when you did/do meet the 'one' you would find your not such a misery after all :D


yeh think i'll be man whoring until i find a lovely young miserable cow :)
 
slicky202 said:
XxRachXx said:
slicky202 said:
what if your a bit of a miserable git like myself?

Then you will find a misery guts as your soul mate ... orrr when you did/do meet the 'one' you would find your not such a misery after all :D


yeh think i'll be man whoring until i find a lovely young miserable cow :)

man whoring Hmmm ... how young are we talking
 

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