Daft things you've done to impress women

[2sheikhs]

impress like act up..... if they don t like me they can fuck off. i don t expect things from them either!

crabs or syphilis were the only things i have given as pressies... but they are just cool gifts. i not materialistic or false enough to pretend i m someone else.

There you go Jim.

 

[scotty123]

In the 70s when i was a slip of a teenager i got in with a girl who worked on Salford docks, nice looking but rough as fuck came from a big loony Salford family and after work liked nothing better than going straight in the pub and sinking about 8 pints of Wilsons bitter every night, she was worse than a docker
I hardly drank but i used to finish work and go and meet her and just to impress i tried to keep up with her drinking habits, big mistake, i spent half the night in the bogs spewing and one Friday night i thought i was going to die.
In the end after about a month i had to sack it, my face was bigger than Alan Brazils and my pockets were empty, had a lucky escape though, seen her about 5 years later and she looked a wreck

 

[jimharri]

impress like act up..... if they don t like me they can fuck off. i don t expect things from them either!

crabs or syphilis were the only things i have given as pressies... but they are just cool gifts. i not materialistic or false enough to pretend i m someone else.

There you go Jim.

I was actually looking at the ''skydives'' bit.

Spoiler

 

[yerwot?]

hinted that i shared her interest/obsession with horses. Ended up on a cross-country hack on a hired equine version of NdJ with a mouth of iron . Never been so utterly knackered, took a week to recover.

 

[metalblue]

Buying purple cords from primark

 

[Churchill123]

hinted that i shared her interest/obsession with horses. Ended up on a cross-country hack on a hired equine version of NdJ with a mouth of iron . Never been so utterly knackered, took a week to recover.

whats the going rate for a horse for a day?

 

[scotty123]

hinted that i shared her interest/obsession with horses. Ended up on a cross-country hack on a hired equine version of NdJ with a mouth of iron . Never been so utterly knackered, took a week to recover.

whats the going rate for a horse for a day?

A pony!














Coat on

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

impress like act up..... if they don t like me they can fuck off. i don t expect things from them either!

crabs or syphilis were the only things i have given as pressies... but they are just cool gifts. i not materialistic or false enough to pretend i m someone else.

There you go Jim.

Thanks for that mate....made me pmsl. Wish I gave them those instead now that I think about it.

 

[Ruhr]

dancing

 

[Dogtanian]

Flattening my Mozza Quiff and parting it in the middle because she was an inspiral carpets fan.