Daft things you've done to impress women

Churchill123 said:
bellbuzzer said:
hinted that i shared her interest/obsession with horses. Ended up on a cross-country hack on a hired equine version of NdJ with a mouth of iron . Never been so utterly knackered, took a week to recover.


whats the going rate for a horse for a day?

many years ago but it was an informal deal with a huge farmer, £15 but he growled at me that if i broke it i bought it.
 
XxRachXx said:
id love a man to stand in the middle of a full place and show me how much he loved me !!!

Failing that a teddy or a trip to disney land :p Pleaseeeeee
That first thing. I did that to a girl in the middle of a dance floor in a club and the doormen kicked me out. I didn't even have the chance to zip my pants back up.
 
2sheikhs said:
XxRachXx said:
id love a man to stand in the middle of a full place and show me how much he loved me !!!

Failing that a teddy or a trip to disney land :p Pleaseeeeee
That first thing. I did that to a girl in the middle of a dance floor in a club and the doormen kicked me out. I didn't even have the chance to zip my pants back up.


whoaaaa who said i meant in that way although i bet that was a right buzz !!!
 
XxRachXx said:
2sheikhs said:
XxRachXx said:
id love a man to stand in the middle of a full place and show me how much he loved me !!!

Failing that a teddy or a trip to disney land :p Pleaseeeeee
That first thing. I did that to a girl in the middle of a dance floor in a club and the doormen kicked me out. I didn't even have the chance to zip my pants back up.


whoaaaa who said i meant in that way although i bet that was a right buzz !!!
No Rach, it wasn't a buzz. It was her doing it to me, yet I get called a knobhead and thrown out. I waited outside for her but the nasty cow never followed me out. :(
 
2sheikhs said:
XxRachXx said:
2sheikhs said:
That first thing. I did that to a girl in the middle of a dance floor in a club and the doormen kicked me out. I didn't even have the chance to zip my pants back up.


whoaaaa who said i meant in that way although i bet that was a right buzz !!!
No Rach, it wasn't a buzz. It was her doing it to me, yet I get called a knobhead and thrown out. I waited outside for her but the nasty cow never followed me out. :(

you shoulda just finished her off :D if you were getting thrown out anyway !!!!
 

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