Daftest thing any rag has said to you?

[mcfc1894]

if City were playing in a european cup final against a non english team i would support your lot!

yes I have had that one, so I asked whether they supported Liverpool as they were winning their Champs League, guess what the answer was?

If you got the same answer as me when i asked the question then im going to say that the numpty said, Yes?

 

[Kippax.]

awite mayte.....pretty much ends the convo!

 

[amehh]

"We're gonna slaughter you tomorrow."

The derby, of course, was in 2 days time and not in fact the following day as this bunch of "fans" presumed.

 

[LCBblue]

One of them said to me that their ground was inside the Trafford Centre! HAHA

 

[Richard]

Only one thing to say about the game.

THE SHITTY MAN UTD WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE, THE SHITTY MAN UTD WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE, THE SHITTY MAN UTD WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE, AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID...........

FUCK OFF

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UTD, WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UTD, WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UTD, WHEN THE BLUES GO MARCHING ON ON ON.

That is all.

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

One in work before told me he hopes Burnley buy Tevez off United so they finish above City. Fuckin simpleton. He was being deadly serious too by the way.

 

[The Pink Panther]

At the airport one nodded at me at said "Alright mate"

Now the story behind this is, it was when Vodafone were sponsoring the rags. I was travelling out and I was wearing my England cricket shirt which had Vodafone across the front of it.
As soon as I saw this rag with his yoonited polo shirt on I just knew what was going to happen.
He obviously thought I was wearing a 1968, memorial, limited edition, celebratory 5th kit, which can only be worn on a Tuesday.

 

[steaob]

One today, moaning that he has to work tonight, so he will miss the final.
Rolled over pissing myself the games tomorrow lol!!!

 

[Blue Streak]

When they reply with the word 'bitter' to anything City related like it's some sort of cool buzzword that suddenly make's them the wittiest person on the planet.

Plastic fucktards.

 

[warpig]

question: phil, why send me your pathetic text messages when you dont even go to any of uniteds matches?
answer: its easier to watch it at home on the telly thats why.