Daftest thing any rag has said to you?

[dejongsslong]

th8is was on facebook to rags were arguin and 1 sed to the other your only a real fan when you go and watch united get beat. i pissed myself. i mean these rags fuk me!

 

[salfordpaul]

" i don't want to watch every match in the pub....but I can't get tickets for Old Nafford " to which my reply is ......Well how come every derby day I can get tickets in your south shit stand!

 

[ecclescake]

Always get asked in my local before every home game are you going today. Yes i have a season ticket and thats why there is another 25 waiting for the coach. Thick teletext rag twats.

 

[ecclescake]

Always get asked in my local before every home game are you going today. Yes i have a season ticket and thats why there is another 25 waiting for the coach. Thick teletext rag twats.

 

[flb]

Richard-so hope so fella as this will become a reborn kippax classic BIGTIME

 

[GrumpyBlue86]

Another one. I was in the pub watching United at home to Chelsea when one red came up to me and said "look at the pub full now United are on, it's never full like this when City are on. What does that tell you?" To which I replied "that we're all at the fucking match."

 

[15martinpetrov]

In a pub: 'I wouldn't take any player in the world into our team.'
'What, not even Messi?'
'No - we've got Giggsy and Nani's going to be quality soon.'

 

[wearethesouthstand]

"which way to the ground, mate?"

we were stood outside the ladbrokes next to lou macari's chippy

you couldn't make it up

 

[bluwilpgs]

Its only a game - Why can't we be friends?

 

[southstand117]

playing a lad on fifa, he was from nottingham so i asked why you playing as utd and not forrest or county t which he said i support utd.. why i asked, why not forest or county then he gave me this crap"well when are forest and county ever on tele" LOL you cant make it up...