Dangerous Dogs

[mexico1970]

The dog or the owner?

I am not going near the Dog ;)

 

[MellowJoe]

They're like wolves those fuckers I don't blame you, Japanese import too, and we all know about the rape of nan king, vicious, if I were you I'd steer clear, why would a guy want a Japanese wolf dog as pet? I don't get some people

 

[Bluesince1979]

They're like wolves those fuckers I don't blame you, Japanese import too, and we all know about the rape of nan king, vicious, if I were you I'd steer clear, why would a guy want a Japanese wolf dog as pet? I don't get some people

So he has a massive penis

 

[hammocity]

I’ve never liked dogs since being attacked by my mates cross breed when I was 14, it was a couple of years old and had never shown any previous signs that he was that kind of dog, family pet, my mate had an infant brother.

A couple of years ago, a mate got a young Alsatian from the dogs home, it was an absolute fucking nutter, ran into a moving car and needed cruciate ligament surgery that cost £2k, few weeks later attacked a friend of ours for no reason, my mate had it put down as he had grandchildren who stayed with him at times.

You’d think that dog would be gone and forgotten, but no, my mate then had a tattoo of the dog that cost him £300. Mind you he’s been married three times (now single) and had all three of his wife’s names tattooed on him then covered up with other tats!

 

[MellowJoe]

I’ve never liked dogs since being attacked by my mates cross breed when I was 14, it was a couple of years old and had never shown any previous signs that he was that kind of dog, family pet, my mate had an infant brother.

A couple of years ago, a mate got a young Alsatian from the dogs home, it was an absolute fucking nutter, ran into a moving car and needed cruciate ligament surgery that cost £2k, few weeks later attacked a friend of ours for no reason, my mate had it put down as he had grandchildren who stayed with him at times.

You’d think that dog would be gone and forgotten, but no, my mate then had a tattoo of the dog that cost him £300. Mind you he’s been married three times (now single) and had all three of his wife’s names tattooed on him then covered up with other tats!

Sounds like a romantic kind of guy

 

[MellowJoe]

So he has a massive penis

Ah, are you saying that some blokes get big dogs to compensate for their tiny widge? It explains so much! No wonder I've got a chihuahua

 

[hammocity]

Sounds like a romantic kind of guy

Fell off a ladder pre Covid and broke his neck! Not much luck, he’d got a small dog now, think he’ll be safe with this one.

 

[hammocity]

Ah, are you saying that some blokes get big dogs to compensate for their tiny widge? It explains so much! No wonder I've got a chihuahua

Give over, I’ve seen you walking your Great Dane :-)

 

[MellowJoe]

Give over, I’ve seen you walking your Great Dane :-)

That's the last time I do any dog walking for you

 

[s1ty m]

Sergio Kun Aguero and Vincent Kompany. Not dangerous. Nuts, yes, dangerous, lol. My best mates.