Brings it all back to me now, going to Neath Workmans club back in the early 90's, or the parachute club as it was more affectionately known, as you were guaranteed a jump.
A night out in Neath is a wonderful experience, and to be fair, some neath girls are fucking gorgeous, just think of katherine jenkins. from my limited experience though, most of them arent the brightest, i suppose most people from wales are a bit thick.
Before i met my wife, my last girlfriend was from neath. Last time i saw her, she came to my house, borrowed £40 to go out with her friends and i never saw her again :-)